Flaw in Hacktivist Ransomware Lets Victims Decrypt Own Files A new version of VolkLocker, wielded by the pro-Russia RaaS group CyberVolk, has some key enhancements but one fatal flaw.

'The mistake CyberVolk made was to write this master key to a plaintext file in the %TEMP% folder of the ransomware, thus "creating a trivial decryption pathway for victims who discover it,"' #CantMakeThisStuffUp

Are Hamlin and Front Row kind of teammates? #CantMakeThisStuffUp

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Kristi Noem Burned For Agreeing To 'Dumbest' Trump Border Ask - NewsBreak The homeland security secretary took heat over a move that critics described as "straight out of the Wile E. Coyote playbook."

The comments on this article mention the Wiley E Coyote-esque nature of painting the border wall black but that is an insult to Wiley E. Coyote. Of course it was Wiley E. Trumps idea!
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#unstablegenius
#resiststupidity
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#paintlobby

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When you absolutely positively have to get a hold of Trump!
#releasetheTrumpfiles
#releasetheEpsteinfiles
#stopprotectingpedos
#Trumplovespedos
#cantmakethisstuffup
#Bondimustgo
#kingTrumpmustabdicate
#respectforsurvivors
#noredactions

Please show the picture of Trump praying with everyone! OMG that's some funny shit. And the South Park episode was so freaking funny. Don't forget, new episodes every Wednesday! 🤣🤣🤣 #LittleDick #Southpark #Cantmakethisstuffup

Nothing left to say… #cantmakethisstuffup

a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is sitting at a table

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Erm. I don't think Rubio has really thought this through at all, has he...?

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Crusty old irrelevant out-of-touch fascist control-freak white dudes
say what?!
May the Brain Drain commence!
Ohio doing its part to
Make America Dumb Again!
#Ohio
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I asked a question of my spirit team the other day, and this was their response within a minute of my question! Had to call my sister/I.S. partner and tell her all about it, cause it's cool!

This handsome ladybug - in February - in Montana! 💖💖💖

#cantmakethisstuffup #FofLYS #F4SL #ImmersiveSpirit

Yall remember when the greatest generation made nazis afraid to be nazis in 1945, then 80 yrs later, the richest nazi dork in the world bought our country from a weirdo pedophile KGB agent that a cult elected president?
#CantMakeThisStuffUp 😅

bugs bunny is standing in front of a brick wall pointing Alt: bugs bunny is standing in front of a brick wall acting nutty

I was watching some limited news to see what’s up. Had to change the channel to Looney Tunes for a break from the lunacy! #politics2025 #looneytunes #cantmakethisstuffup

#AlphabetChallenge #WeekEforEvents This was quite an event at my house. I put an old BBQ on the curb for free. I heard banging only to see this car drive away with it. I wish them many good years of grilling! #cantmakethisstuffup #Grill #Bbq #photography #funny

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House Republicans introduce bill that would let Trump try to buy Greenland The "Make Greenland Great Again Act" has a mix of right-wing and moderate Republican co-sponsors.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. 🤦

#news #cantmakethisstuffup

MTG Is Back at It With Unhinged New California Fire Conspiracy Marjorie Taylor Greene’s new theory is just as bad as her first one.

This just shows how utterly incompetent this woman is.

You want mudslides and even more destruction? That's how you get mudslides and even more destruction.

#emptyg #margarinethreetoes #cantmakethisstuffup #LAfires #news

Except that one time the patient managed to set off the fire sprinkler system and a deluge poured from the ceiling and flooded the behavioral health suite and half the ER.

That was…well, smellier and wetter and took a few more minutes before we got back to what we were doing. #cantmakethisstuffup

Yea stole their land an now want to talk abt kicking Migrants out the country they stole from Native’s #cantmakethisstuffup this country was buildt on the backs of Slaves Period!

So, “Jewish Space Lasers” is still getting mindshare on the right?
Timeless #cantmakethisstuffup

Wife: will you help me find my glasses?

Me: they are tucked in your shirt. 🤣

#TrueStory #CantMakeThisStuffUp #amwriting

The argument is:
It *harms* the environment to permit modest new housing in existing n'hoods.
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www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/se...

Forum opens with student video of MBTA winter wow set to Everybody Hurts by REM #cantmakethisstuffup

OH: "What kind of IP address has letters and colons?" "It's a MAC address." "Oh I didn't think we had Apple products" #CantMakeThisStuffUp

After 2012 FL GOP voter fraud scandal and purge debacle, Scott and Co. bring you the "project integrity" tour. #cantmakethisstuffup

Pots, kettles, etc. RT @wyshynski: Mike Milbury just called John Tortorella "a little too over the top" at times. #CantMakeThisStuffUp

I’ve managed to pick up a sneeze related injury #cantmakethisstuffup

Just saw a guy at urinal using smartphone with one hand #CantMakeThisStuffUp

Warning: this jar of nuts is packaged on equipment that handles nuts... #CantMakeThisStuffUp

um, really? http://www.abc27.com/Global/story.asp?S=13236952 #cantmakethisstuffup