dang that was the year before I played for the first time! back before the mustelids had a champion! back when #CatScandal was still a thing!!! #2026MMM
No March Mammal Madness is complete without a #CatScandal,
and #2026MMM is no exception.
Stoopid Oryx
[grumbles]
#2026MMM #CatScandal
A #CatScandal of a completely new stripe
#2026MMM
Will the #CatScandal this year be the House Cat somehow winning twice in #2026MMM? I bet the #RNGMMM is just a cat with a laptop.
Katie is saving it for the Lynx
#2026MMM #CatScandal
No #catscandal, just clear #catsuperiority
Wow +1 to finding Bobby's secret stash loolfunny #CatScandal
Okay, I tracked that number down to someone's crypto wallet and found a Bobcat NFT. This should make @natickbobcat.bsky.social happy.
That was a tough clue, Katie #CatScandal
(spins the #2026MMM wheel of destiny)
And what would March Mammal Madness be without a good #catscandal?
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Ok, I just saw @fervillanea.bsky.social ‘s #catscandal post from yesterday, and now I’m all bent out of shape because the tag has become ambiguous. I still adhere to the original meaning, even if recent history has disproved it. #nostalgic :-)
I guess I should at least be grateful that the cat made it to the championship this year. But man, I was tasting it...
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#catSCANDAL
#2025MMM
It's not Narwhal but it's better than a #catscandal
STATISTICAL BALANCE IS RESTORED - #catscandal IS AVOIDED!!!
*sigh* #CatScandal strikes again.
##2025MMM
I'm feeling...the faint, fetid whiff...of a #CATSCANDAL--!!! #2025MMM
#CatScandal narrowly averted #2025MMM
If polar bear is the loser I declare my first #CatScandal #2025MMM
Tonight is THE Night! @creativesatbc.bsky.social will finish our #2025MMM season off with the Championship battle between the Puma and the Polar Bear. Find out if we truly do have an MMM #CatScandal! #bcvammm
#TeamMurderMittens approves of this potential #CatScandal outcome.
I hope figs are somehow involved in a #2025MMM upset victory over a charismatic ursid who clearly should have stayed in @mammalssuck.bsky.social's Death Cave of Despair™️
No, I don’t know why @cnanderson.bsky.social hates Snow Leopards. #2025MMM #CatScandal
A tweet by @c_n_anderson dated 17 March 2016: “The fetid stench of the wolverine offends...the Snow Leopard had mostly cleaned this carcass anyway #2016MMM “
A tweet by @c_n_anderson: “WOLVERINE DISPLACES SNOW LEOPARD! #2016MMM “
How was the Snow Leopard defeated in #2016MMM? The well-fed Snow Leopard was so disgusted by the stink of a Wolverine, they walked away to digest their meal in peace. #2025MMM #CatScandal
THIS 👇🧵 is what the internet was made for! Fantastically nerdy trolling and #2025MMM #CatScandal? Only the one #MMMRNG can tell! Bwahahahahaha!
Also robbed of victory in #2016MMM? Snow Leopard — the real #CatScandal. #2025MMM
RESULTS 2: If Puma wins tomorrow, being a MMM champion IS statistically significantly concentrated on the felid lineage (p-value= 5.983e-05 or 0.00006). There WILL BE a #catscandal and @mmmletsgo.bsky.social tournament championships will be dominated by cats until at least next year #2025MMM
RESULTS 1: If Polar Bear wins tomorrow, being a MMM champion is NOT statistically significantly concentrated on a specific lineage (p-value= 0.08479). There is no #catscandal #2025MMM
The real #catscandal is that very few lineages within Carnivora have won MMM, and one appears to be overrepresented. If the Puma wins tomorrow, that's 3 Felids in 12 years. But is this a coincidence or are the felids truly overrepresented? I answered this very question with statistics ⬇️ #2025MMM
Sometimes, two villains fight. #2025MMM #MeanMonkey #CatScandal
All my hopes are pinned on the #TeamMurderMittens so I await the inevitable #CatScandal with a growing sense of doom #2025MMM