#catcrime

#catcrime!

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I was cleaning under the couch and found Pica's collection of hair ties and bottle caps. The first problem is she says I can't have the hair ties back? Is that fair?

But also there were some pretty fancy looking sapphires and a tiara in the pile? Pica says all cats have a tiara because "cats […]

Cute photos of the face of an innocent looking brown tabby cate with very big eyes.

Pica has long white whiskers and a mouth that looks small only when it is closed.

profile photo of Pica sleeping her mouth is naturally curved in a smile. She rests one paw on my laptop. You can see how far back her mouth goes.

The truth about Pica’s mouth exposed in the photo she’s lying on her side and yawning, and her mouth opens incredibly wide and obtuse angle, allowing you to see down into her throat, which is pink and surrounded by tiny pointy teeth

I am exposing Pica‘s dark secret. Many people think because she has big eyes and a small button nose she also has a “cute little mouth.” This is a lie. Pica‘s mouth goes all the way back to the corners of her head, practically to her ears and she can hinge her […]

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#CatCrime

My three-legged cat just crop-dusted me. Hopped across the room, stared out the door, hopped back, made eye contact, then casually hopped away again. Seconds later, the smell hit. He planned this.😒😹

#CatCrime
#ThreeLeggedMenace
#CropDustingCat

A cat in Auckland is stealing hearts - and laundry. Leonardo da Pinchy’s stolen 300+ NZD sweaters, boxers, and more. Locals aren’t mad.

They’re just upset he skipped their clothesline! 🧦🐾

#CatCrime #NewZealand #TheLolgic #Auckland #Cats #feline

Some days it's harder to stream than others

#cat #catcrime #funny

The butter heist – A feline felony in my own kitchen Listen, I’ve been in the culinary trenches for over forty years. I have battled defiant doughs, tamed rebellious soufflés, and once …once, talked a particularly aggressive stand mixer out of …

Butter bandit strikes! 🧈 My cat, Ruby, pulled off the purr-fect heist! 😹 Stick of butter? Gone. Ruby? Smells like a croissant. 🥐 I’m in flour-covered shock! 🤯

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#CatCrime #ButterHeist #FelineFelony #ChefThanos #RubyTheCat

The tiny criminal has commited another cat crime!!

#toast #catcrime #smallcriminal #cats #catchaos #vtuber #discord #warframe

Magnolia perched in the window with her stained glass. She's not supposed to be up there, but crime is her favorite.

#cats #catcrime #kitty #cattax #tuxedocat

#Tuesday #CatsAreFamily #CatCrime #MayYouFindYourBianca #CuteCats #CatsOfBlueSky #ApexPredator

If you’ve ever tried to speak sternly to your cat for dramatic purposes when they’re being unbelievably adorable, you know how hard it is… Look at this face…

"I was framed. The boxes were like this when I got here. 🐾🕵️‍♂️"

#cat 🐱🐾 #cats 🐱🐾 #catsofbluesky 🐱🌌 #bluesky 🐦☁️ #catcrime 🐾🚨 #innocentuntilprovenfluffy 🕵️‍♀️🐾 #boxlife 📦🐈

Meet Thor, wanted for crimes against felinity:

✅ Theft of brother’s dinner (grand larceny)
✅ Using brother as furniture (conversion)
✅ Manipulating Mom with cuteness (fraud)

Continues to reign supreme due to widespread enablement.

#CatCrime #SiblingSupremacy #MonarchyInAction