Finally, Santa is cruising for harassment suits for sex with coworkers ( #Caulktober #30) Krampus in “Kramping, His Style”, also an enemy and maybe best friend too, AND assorted elves in “Better Not Pout.” Also, weirdly I have TWO co-worker stories in draft, only one of which is set in Atlantis.

Would your own clone count as your best friend? (#26 of #Caulktober) coz Jack and Jack Prime have sex in my (as yet unreleased “My Clone Never Sleeps Alone” and Sev from that book is from the future (#29). (So is Brent Santos from “Beguiled by the Saurilian” but he’s a jerk; that’s a sapphic story.)

Continuing the #Caulktober wrap-up—The Forest Lord in “High Proof,” and the Fae Lord in “Uncanny Valley of the Fae” are both royalty of a sort (#25) and neither of them are human, either (#31)

Ugh I did not do well keeping up with #Caulktober! But to round out, a day late:
Alex Malakos from “To Stone Turned” isn’t a pro musician (#24) but is semi-competent at the lute, and Euryale is an enemy (#27) of all humanity when they meet. He’s from, well, not our past (#28), but “a” past.

Finally found this again at the end of the month, and ok, I'll bite (heheh) 😁😈
I have an obvious one for today's.. the Wolf from #BeauAndTheWolf certainly isn't human 😈🐺

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31. isn't human

Other than Nicky, who's an android, they don't get much more unhuman than Fel'dryn.

Smol info dump~

Drassk are a sentient quadrupedal reptilian species averaging three feet tall at the shoulders. Their eponymous homeworld is

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On a background of autumn leaves and vegetables is a game board with daily prompts for Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober]. Tell us about you cock-owning character who... [Day 31] Isn't human.

Non-human cock-owners in my #Caulktober

Jason [A Feral Spark; A Fire in Her Bones]. He's a werewolf.
Eric [A Fire in Her Bones (epilogue)] He's an electricity shifter. Human-ish but slightly different. Think of how X-men does Homo sapiens vs Homo superior.

Liam from an unpublished SF is a merman.

31. #Caulktober isn't human?

Potato Avery (Orphan Road) is a cat... He is also Allyson's little shadow. Early on he serves as her medical companion but once the apocalypse begins, he emerges as her protector in more ways

Autumn leaves and vegetables background for the Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober] game board with daily prompts. Tell us about your cock-owning character who... [Day 30] has had sex with a coworker.

Book cover for Let's Bake a Deal by JD Cadmon, Belli & the Beat book 1. The cover has a sandwich board in front of glass doors representing a bakery with the book title on it. Adam is a character in this series, but not a lead from this book.

Sex with a coworker this #Caulktober?

Adam has done it if you consider the other musicians in his band coworkers. His rock trio is also a polyamorous trio. Generally speaking, he prefers men as sexual partners, but his love relationship is with two women. It's new for all of them.

This is hilarious. #caulktober

My werewolf astronaut Robert from my novel AWOO had some pretty hot fun with two of his pack mates, including a cyborg rock star named Clyve who was then rather rudely abducted by aliens. Find all that here: writesinister.substack.com

30. #Caulktober has had sex w/ a coworker?

Johnny "Stocke" Stockarde (Leather & Lace) is the Road Captain for the KoT in Philly. He's a tattoo artist and Part-time bouncer at Sinful Gentleman's Club. He becomes entranced by a new dancer by the name of Silver & starts to pursue her.

30. #Caulktober
Has had sex with a co-worker = Keegan Masters
Keegan crosses a line he knows he shouldn't in order to 'comfort' his crush after a breakup, making himself an unhappy rebound in the process. It's messy, and gets more complicated the longer they stay involved until... it's too late.

A game board with autumn leaves and vegetables with daily prompts for Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober] Tell us about your cock-owning character who... [Day 29] is from the future.

Future cock-owners in my #Caulktober?

Oddly (or not), I wrote more future characters earlier in my writing career. I started with Wolfgang, the son of Jason and Miranda. If he were real, he'd be 12 years old right now, so his adult life is in the future.

Also Liam from a SFF mermaids romp

29. #Caulktober is from the future?

Wren Salvador (Orphan Road) is a deaf trauma doctor from Pennsylvania. Along with his 2 siblings (triplets, 2 identical/1 fraternal) they run New Rialto community and help rescue survivors they find. (OR takes place in the future)

29. #Caulktober
Is from the future = Noah Jared [redacted]
Noah will be an eventual baby boy, born between to of the MCs in a far off WIP. He'll grow up to follow his daddy's footsteps and rock a metal stage alongside his half-sister.

28. #Caulktober is from the past?

Sahlan Lucifer (Gods of Deep) was the 1st archangel created after the primordial gods stepped aside. He was the envy of all until he murdered his Femotite tether and brought the 1st destruction upon the universe. He was caged in a pit until demons broke him out

On a background of autumn leaves and vegetables are the daily prompts for Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober]. Tell us about your cock-owning character who... [Day 28] is from the past.

Book cover for A Feral Spark by JD Cadmon. It features a male and female couple standing against a cityscape at dusk with a full moon overhead. The man represents werewolf Jason, who is standing shirtless and looking over his shoulder at Miranda, a red-haired woman with fire erupting from her hand.

#Caulktober

Generally, I don't write fiction that starts and ends in the past, so none of my cock-owning main characters fit this. Jason's story might seem "vaguely contemporary," but his book (published in 2021) is actually set in 2007. It never says that anywhere in the book, but calendars align.

28. #Caulktober
Is from the past = Laurent Aniess
A former auto mechanic, Laurent is stuck in the past in his mind. The loss of his wife during childbirth of their twin girls, broke him. He spends the majority of his days in a drunken stupor, blaming his youngest, Noel, for the state of his life.

27. #Caulktober has had sex with sworn enemy?

Chetan "Apache" Scott (Leather & Lace series) is the Enforcer for the KoT in Philly. He had sex once with a dancer by the name of Lisa-Marie. He really disliked her beforehand but she threw herself at him and he says "well it was sex, who says no"

27. #Caulktober
Has had sex with their sworn enemy = There are a few guys who fall into this one, but they're all spoilers so I'll have to pass.

A background of autumn leaves and vegetables with the daily prompts for Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober]. Tell us about your cock-owning character who... [day 27] has had sex with his sworn enemy.

Sex with the sworn enemy? Maybe Adam. His ex boyfriend Brad was a piece of work (derogatory). It was an abusive relationship. I don't mean that Adam goes back to him in a time of later weakness, but it was bad while they were together.

Twist of fate: Brad is also the ex of Adam's new gf
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26. #Caulktober has had sex w/best friend
An Wang (Gods of Deep) is the Diagonian Emperor of the Sun Dynasty. He resurrects every 10,000 years as the new child Emperor. His current magical form is of a great water loong. He is soul linked to Esmee and in some lifetimes they have even been romantic

Autumn leaves and vegetables background for the Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober] game board with a prompt for every day. Tells about your cock-owning character who... Day 26: has had sex with his best friend.

So the way I write love stories is that the men who are in love relationships are also best friends with their partner. Otherwise, what's the point?

So, Jason most definitely. Miranda was his first true friend.

#Caulktober

26. #Caulktober
Has had sex with their best friend = Erik Baker
Erik is Gomorrah's bassist, & long-time boyfriend of their guitarist's twin sister, Dee. Erik would consider her his best friend, in that she's known him since grade school, understands his quirks, struggles, personality, and loves him.

COCKTOBER 2025 #CAULKTOBER TELL US ABOUT YOUR COCK-OWNING CHARACTER WHO... 1. is married 2. is a virgin 3. loves other cock-owners 4. identifies as bi 5. identifies as trans/non-binary 6. is in a poly relationship 7. is a shapeshifter 8. has magical powers 9. has received a blow job 10. has given a blow job 11. has been pegged 12. has tied someone up/been tied up 13. has survived something traumatic 14. is a true romantic 15. has been on either end of an age gap relationship 16. has spanked someone/been spanked 31. isn't human 17. has watched other people have sex 18. has had sex in public 19. has saved the world 20. is based on you or someone you know 21. is featured on your favorite book cover 22. has a crush on someone 23. is an athlete 24. is a musician 25. is a billionaire or royalty 26. has had sex with his best friend 27. has had sex with his sworn enemy 28. is from the past 29. is from the future 30. has had sex with a coworker @TheaLanden

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26. has had sex with his best friend

Sed’s first time was with his best friend, and he continues to do so. The pair never developed a romantic relationship though.

Cocktober 2025 [#Caulktober] game board on a background of autumn leaves and squashes. There is a daily prompt to "Tell us about your cock-owning character who..." Day 25: is a billionaire or royalty.

Billionaires or royalty in my #Caulktober?

No, not a one. No big deal. Plenty of other writers use those tropes.

25. #Caulktober is a billionaire/royalty?

Erik Archer is the youngest son of King Archer, the ruling Dylogar King of the 4 Clans of Fenrisúlfr. He is a shy soul who enjoys gardening and poetry. He has a fascination with marine life and works (as a hobby) at the aquarium as an exhibit curator

#Caulktober
In Home, Damian is a billionaire, although not on the island, even if when Gabe realizes who he is, he blows up.
I have royalty in Khirion, in Darven's character, who is the heir of a dead father he didn't even remember, and of a kingdom destroyed to its core.

25. #Caulktober
Is a billionaire/royalty = Charles Rossi
Well not quite a billionaire in his time yet, he is the founder of a massive recording empire & possesses very significant wealth. He's also an arrogant, sexist, nepotistic bigot whose son is sadly, but predictably, following in his footsteps.

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25. is a billionaire or royalty

Tsi'asu was the heir to a very wealthy and powerful family, but he gave it all up in the name of justice. It was this ill prepared decision that resulted in him bumping into a particular bounty hunter (MC Sed).