We agree with this messaging! #PholusReborn #CentralParkCentaurs
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Hey, #Netflix #Paramount+ #disney+ #AppleTV why has no one acquired the screen rights to this series, yet? It's got it all (well, we could add a car chase). Think of it as #HeatedRivalry meets #MyLittlePony. Call me.
#CentralParkCentaurs
The Gambit/Pokey love story was an unexpected discovery, a case where the characters informed the author. Then, somehow, it became the heart of the Centaur Park Centaur trilogy. this Valentine's Day, celebrate Queer Centaur Romance.
#PholusReborn #CentralParkCentaurs
This might become a distraction.
#sora #pholusreborn #centralparkcentaurs
Can anybody explain the New Centaur Food Pyramid to us? It's completely upside down from what it used to be -- and we're talking centuries, here! Is this just because #RFKjr didn't like his cameo in our last adventure?
#FoodPyramid #CentralParkCentaurs #PholusReborn
Congratulations, #Zohran, from the #CentralParkCentaurs
POLLS ARE NOW OPEN -- look for the Voting Centaur near you!
#ZohranMamdani #CentralParkCentaurs #PholusReborn
Join the #centralparkcentaurs at the #NoKings march on Saturday. It's the most patriotic thing you can do.
IT'S OFFICIAL! The #CentralParkCentaurs have endorsed #ZohranMamdani for Mayor of New York City! A unanimous vote, too! You know you're doing well when the mythical characters line up for you!
You gotta admit, for Theo to have a political opinion means it must be pretty important. Join him and the other #CentralParkCentaurs at the #NoKings rally this Saturday!
#NoKings doesn't mean No Queens! Here's Mia catching a quick selfie with #CentralParkCentaurs AppleJack and Lickety Split at the Gapstow Bridge in Central Park.
The Belvedere Castle seems like a great place to promote the #NoKings march on Sat 18oct. If you squint your eyes just right, you can see a couple of the #CentralParkCentaurs getting everybody hyped. (Note: Pokey took this picture, not a drone. He wanted to make that clear.)
The #CentralParkCentaurs are joining the #NoKings march on Saturday, 18oct. You can, too -- there's probably one going on near you!
There's no denying it now! The #CentralParkCentaurs continue to appear behind #Mamdani during his NYC mayoral race, begging the question, "Can urban legends be democratic socialists?"
BREAKING NEWS! Spotted in the background of this completely unretouched photo of NYC Mayoral Candidate, Zohran Mamdani, a sparkly winged, blue-haired centaur! Are the #CentralParkCentaurs democratic socialists? Do they endorse #Mamdani? Stay tuned!
A muscular, red-headed centaur with a short beard and a smile stands before three books in the PHOLUS REBORN series. The legend reads "Ancient Greece Reborn in Central Park"
We've had a lot of talk this summer about musclebound aliens and Priapian grandfathers, but let's not forget the lusty Central Park Centaurs! If you're one of the people who've reported seeing them on Sheep Meadow, we believe you! Share your grainy photos here!
#SheepMeadow #centralParkCentaurs
New Yorkers aren't surprised. #CentralParkCentaurs