hi yes i have made…
what you might call…
‘a series of choices.’

you’re gonna wanna check the hallway.

#TankTheGolden #WTFTank #SuspiciouslyInnocent #ChaosDog #DogsOfBluesky

installing update…
0% ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 100%
system will now reboot in place.

#TankTheGolden #WTFTank #SpinCycle #DogsOfBluesky #ChaosDog

mom: “WHAT is in your mouth.”
me: “this is my limited edition driveway nugget, artisanally slobbered and hand-curated.”

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #RockCollector #ChaosDog

i like big ROCKS and i cannot lie
you other doggos can’t deny
that when a human yells “DROP IT” you suddenly remember zero commands.

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #Brain404 #ChaosDog

yes i’m holding it like a microphone.
no i will not stop singing the song of my people:
“crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch.”

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #ChaosDog #BeefCheekAnthem

i have entered ball hypnosis.
if you need me, leave a treat at the tone.
BEEEEEP

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #Brain404 #SnackGremlin #ChaosDog

The Golden Retriever doesn’t ask permission.
He simply advances.
Slowly.
Until your personal space becomes… his habitat.

#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #NatureDocumentary #PersonalSpaceWho #ChaosDog

thinking real hard about… uh…
something important…
hold on…
nope.
gone.

#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #DetectiveTank #ChaosDog

spin spin spin
—BUFFER—
freeze like my brain just blue-screened—
brain: 404 not found
then SPRINT behind the bush like I heard rent was due.

#DogsOfBluesky #GoldenRetriever #Zoomies #ChaosDog #TankEnergy

Digby adores this little Grubbin Pokemon toy from McDonald's...does anyone know where i can find Pokemon Dog Toys?
#chaosdog #digbytime #grubbin #pokemon

This bed WAS made...

#ChaosDog

#DogsOfBlueSky
#TheDailyBuddy
#AdoptDontShop

4am….. Burrito time..🔥🐾 🌯
(No sleep for two days)

#nosleep #sigma #latenighteats
#pupplay #chaosdog

This is why you shouldn’t let me try on your heads/hoods, I’ll soil your image and fuck your bitches 😎🫶

#furhead #pup #kink #chaosdog #dumbdog #gay

What are your early morning walk conversations with your dog like?

Just rolling right past it nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nope nope come on. Come on. Let’s go. No no no no no no no no thank you thank you.

#dogs #pets #chaosdog