A picture of the content of the most incredible boxed TTRPG (though you don't have to get the box, but why fucking wouldn't you!?) ever created by human hands, NINJA BORG! Pictured from top to bottom, left to right: The box, which made me pop like six boners; the special edition core rules book, because I'M special, that's why!; the bottom of the box, partially obscured so not to ruin the surprise for other lucky fucks who added it to their kickstarter pledge; a fuckin' CASSETTE TAPE of seriously crushing music to chop heads to by BONG COFFIN; a sticker, the poster, folded, again so not to spoilerize shit; the supplemental Mission Zine Missions book, including With Skull Fuckers, a Ninja Borg mission by yours truly; and finally a god damn masterwork of art woodblock print featuring, what else but a motherfuckin' NINJA! I did like a Triple Lindy style backflip kick and then impregnated your mom (consensually of course, because she's always wanted a child she could be proud of) and cut off like ten billionaires heads all before lunch!

The mail today does NOT disappoint! #LFG #ninjaborg #chopheads