Steve's ballsed it up again and is off to the cooler. #ChristmasRuined
Just had some really tragic news today, went to the cupboard and found I had eaten the last of the dry roasted peanuts
#ChristmasRuined
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Mein Kampf and Minecraft do sound very similar in my defence.
Ah well, the wee boy can learn some history at least.
Can't believe I've just defrosted my Turkey, it's Rotten! #ChristmasRuined
Thats it then. Last bits and visits done. Car firmly parked up. And a selection of fine Whiskey to keep me warm. Happy Christmas people in my phone. Hope its a great one. Looking forward to #ChristmasRuined already.... sláinte mo chairde
Nibble your olives folks!
I just nearly cracked a molar on a sneaky unpitted olive hidden amongst pitted ones.
It was nearly #ChristmasRuined but just a temporary toothache instead
#ChristmasDanger
I'm really concerned I'm going to have to use the podcast's Twitter log in on Thursday as I fear that Bluesky won't deliver enough #ChristmasRuined content to enrich my black hearted soul
#Christmasruined two weeks early. Bastards
Is there a #ChristmasRuined feed on here?
Another year and another #TheGreatEscape attempt from Steve but he failed again #ChristmasRuined
Better luck next year.
Xmas dinner off!
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Caterpillars need to eat too
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Who’d have thought veg comes from the ground
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Sainsbury’s having a mare
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Crap Christmas Cracker. Can only pull from one side.
Worst Christmas crackers ever. What’s the point when you can only pull from one side? Apparently, they were posh. The presents were crap as well. A mirror, a tape measure & a shit hat. Utter nonsense. At least the jokes were ok. #ChristmasRuined #MerryChristmas
On the other place #ChristmasRuined was the preserve of teenagers who didn't get the right colour Lambo for Christmas. Here, it's been taken over by rancid turkeys. #ChristmasDinner
I really don't fancy Christmas dinner right at the moment.
Des forgot to get Pepsi max in advance of my arrival, sent him off to find a garage that’s open #christmasruined
Delicacy in China
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It’s 2024 FFS
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Tesco divorce
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Tesco has joined the chat
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Lidl making it all early
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Sainsbury’s in with an early shout
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Lidl taking an early lead
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You bisocial lads who are still dabbling in Twitter you'll be doing a great service if you screenshot #ChristmasRuined and Rage Against Tesco type content and post it on here
Our Wends #Christmasruined
There is a temptation to reactivate my Twitter account tomorrow just for the #ChristmasRuined posts