From the #CMTSU Dept: Sky News reporter says the war is very important to Tr**p because he has said "taking oil is his favorite thing to do."
It's no wonder that Jethro D. Vance's hero is dumber than Ellie May's pet rock and the world is amazed that the U.S. was once the beacon of world leadership.

Trump bashed for using Mar-a-Lago 'blanket fort' to monitor Iran strikes President Donald Trump was bashed on Saturday after photos emerged of the "blanket fort" at his Mar-a-Lago estate that he used as a Situation Room to monitor the strikes in Iran. The White House poste...

From the #CMTSU category: The Mar-A-Lago Blanket Fort. So, fitting for a "president" that even a mother couldn't love.
www.rawstory.com/trump-iran-2...

UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics A new nationwide study is recruiting volunteers to map the full spectrum of human flatulence.

Calling this a timeline "cleanser" is a stretch unless you think like a Terrapin. Be it for climate change, medical advancement, or avoidance of DoD applicants (though this does have a "goes bang" component), you #CMTSU. #Science
(It's a blast, butt wasn't me. Honest).

cbmg.umd.edu/news-events/...

It's also worth noting that MAGA has sold its souls to authoritarian rule because democracy as written to treat all men (as in mankind... its races, creeds, and faiths) as equals sounded like communism. #CMTSU

This image is a capture of an actual MAGA political spam message dated Thursday, January 15: No donation ask. Just a ves or no: Should ICE be allowed to remove illegal criminals from streets in [redacted ZIP code]? Reply now: facts526.cc/[redacted page code] STOPtoEND

🤔 How 'bout let's remove ALL criminals from the streets and the legislative, judicial, and executive branches of federal, state, and local governments. Yeh. That's the requirement. So, America: stop the BS and do as required by the Constitution. #CMTSU #Article2Section4Now
Image: actual MAGA survey

Further proof today of hypocrisy of the current fascist despots in waiting when Tommy Robinson, self proclaimed defender of young women and girls but hangs around with rapists, paedophiles and peeps of DVA, outs himself as a connoisseur of underage gay pornography. #CMTSU #TommyRobinson

Denmark sees talks with the US as a chance for 'the dialogue that is needed' over Greenland Denmark has welcomed a meeting with the U.S. next week to discuss the Trump administration's renewed interest in acquiring Greenland.

"Just because you did something smart 25 years ago doesn’t mean you can’t do something dumb now,” Vance said. #NailedIt #CMTSU

Yes, Denmark must meet to better know what's coming. But, the U.S. is mainlining so much dumb that it's forgotten what smart looks like.

apnews.com/article/denm...

The meme is a screen capture of a 30 December 2025 article on ominous health warning for Trump as predicted by Peruvian shamans. the capture opens mid-article toward the end of the prediction which is interrupted by an internet advertisement for a toilet bowl cleanser. Transcription as follows: "...the age of 86 in September of the following year. The shamans prediction this time may be based on awareness of recent news about the 79-year-old U.S. president's recent health scares and rumors. ADVERTISEMENT This Is Like A Toilet Ring Eraser" # # #

It's one of those marvelous, rare occasions where an annoying click-bait advertisement concisely and accurately cut to the chase and blurbed out the obvious. #CMTSU

www.rawstory.com/trump-shamans

This robot only needs a single AI model to master humanlike movements

Surely, we all have mornings where we long for an AI robot cosplaying as Bruce Lee to kick us in the head. Me? Not so much. Coffee would be so much better. But... #CMTSU #whyAI #WTFAI
link.wired.com/view/658ed6c...

Scoop: Trump Medicare center to cancel eight payment trials - NewsBreak The Trump Medicare innovation center plans to cancel eight trials to change the way health providers are paid by the end of the year as it aligns itself wi

To please a (maybe) rehabilitated heroin addict who doesn't hold a medical degree...
#cmtsu

share.newsbreak.com/c136fg4k?s=i16

My mom & her best friend are in that crowd in 1963. Hoping their children will avoid the indignities of Jim Crow.

In 2025 Mom's first grandchild makes common cause with a cult, that's talked her out of her humanity because she got a $1400 in the mail.

For the #CMTSU file.

Sitting in a bar full of drunk white people should be labeled as a sport all within itself....... #wps #cmtsu

Return from downtime to learn~

Kash Patel
Put the whole MAGA Prime Time Entertainment schtick...

In A Children's Book. 😄
🤌🏿 For that's exactly what it is:
A Fairytale.

#CMTSU