Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: (about Lurleen) Who is this woman?
Homer: Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like... uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Guess what, Lurleen. I got you a gig on TV!
Lurleen: (squeals with delight) Oh, Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!
Homer: (in an angry tone) Hey! (in a soft tone) Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Marge, you make it sound so seamy. All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer watching her try on some outfits.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Country music sucks. All it does is take precious air space away from shock DJ's, whose cruelty and profanity amuse us all.
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Daily Simpsons quote.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie... one to lie and one to listen.
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