Half made crocheted frogs. Will eventually have arms & sweaters.

To have frogs, you first must have tadpoles.

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Confucius says: He who put penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts!!!

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Confucius says: if foreplay is a microwave, don’t expect a Michelin star.

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Confucius says: one-move performers get standing ovations only from their own mirror.

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Confucius says: bragging about technique is like advertising a restaurant with an empty dining room.

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Confucius says: silence in bed can be intimacy… or a technical fault. Check the wiring.

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Confucius says: consent is sexy; consent with coffee afterward is legendary.

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Confucius says: relationships are like pizza — even the bad ones are still worth a slice.

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Confucius says: if your pick-up line needs a PowerPoint, you’re already doomed.

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Confucius says: good foreplay is like a good opener — skip it and you lose the crowd.

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Confucius says: forgive quickly, but keep the receipt just in case.

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Confucius says: He who go through turnstile going to Bangkok.

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Confucius says: make plan for future — also pack snacks for present.

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Was eating some Chinese takeout and I opened a couple of fortune cookies.

Confucius is mocking me!!!😭😭😭
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“It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” – Confucius
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