Corey Perry posts “how are the roads?” on the town Facebook every 20 minutes during a storm #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry is the reason they invented Barbicide #coreyperrythings
Corey Perry spends his entire time driving reporting police on the route where there aren't any #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry protested a No Kings protest. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry's favorite part of popcorn is the kernels #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry watches NASCAR for the pollution #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry unironically tells blonde jokes. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry uses a fake Italian accent when ordering from Olive Garden #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry would dive into a toilet full of diarrhea. #coreyperrythings
Infographic that shows that Perry has played on the losing team in the past FIVE YEARS of Stanley cup finals.
There’s nothing we can say about Corey Perry that is worse than what he can do to himself. #coreyperrythings
Corey Perry created a machine called the "Orphan Cannon"
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Corey Perry waits for his teammates to leave the therapy room, so he can drink from the ice bath tub. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry always tips exactly 15%, and rounds down. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry has eight left shoes and five right ones, but only three pairs. #CoreyPerryThings
The Elaine Benes dance was secretly written as an interpretation of Corey Perry’s life #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry was Montana Brenan
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Corey Perry eats the last sleeve of Thin Mints before you can have one. #CoreyPerryThings
New Coke came out in 1985, the same year Corey Perry was born. Coincidence? #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry was Steve Bannon for Halloween #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry’s favorite movie is “Chairman of the Board.” #CoreyPerryThings #BoxOfficePoison
Corey Perry personally got rid of the Wendy’s salad bar. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry suggested Jay Leno take back the Tonight Show from Conan O’Brien #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry thinks automobile design peaked with the PT Cruiser. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry prefers the Mike Love Beach Boys
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Corey Perry is Wayne Gretzky's plastic surgeon
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Corey Perry was the one that told Rose there was only room for one of them on the door
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Corey Perry's favorite Van Halen lead singer is Gary Cherone
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Corey Perry once snorted Gold Bond from Raffi Torres's jock. #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry watches horse racing for the crashes #CoreyPerryThings
Corey Perry can't get hard unless you talk like Cobra Commander to him. #CoreyPerryThings