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I have just been informed that the matter has been escalated to the person who "committed" the code. Honestly...I love it. #CorpSpeak #TechSupport

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"Today we are not recording or transcripting"

- me. I did the thing. #corpspeak #RTO

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Remember, kids, when everything is P0, nothing is. #ProjectManagement #PM #corpspeak #RTO

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Okay fine I admit it: it wasn't politics that made @maxlovecraft.bsky.social take a social media break; it was my decision to start "live-tweeting" my conference calls. #RTO #Corpspeak #IT #TPSreports

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Someone on this call just said "make sure we documentate that" and oh man I didn't realize how much I missed the entertainment value of stupid corpspeak 😅 #corpspeak #RTO @maxlovecraft.bsky.social

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Despite his comments on how Meta announced the changes, Bosworth defended the substance of the changes and hinted that they were made in part for political reasons. “I do not think the change is shameful,” he said in the meeting. “I do think you could reasonably say that the way we rolled the changes out are [sic] shameful. I don’t find it that way.…I do think actually gaining political leverage is its own value for the company, for our ability to pursue our goals.”

Despite his comments on how Meta announced the changes, Bosworth defended the substance of the changes and hinted that they were made in part for political reasons. “I do not think the change is shameful,” he said in the meeting. “I do think you could reasonably say that the way we rolled the changes out are [sic] shameful. I don’t find it that way.…I do think actually gaining political leverage is its own value for the company, for our ability to pursue our goals.”

The 'he' in this is Meta's Chief Technology Officer, Andrew Bosworth. I don't think "we enabled hate speech and abandoned transgender people so we could have 'political leverage' with fascists" is the slam dunk he thinks it is.

#facebook #meta #speech #CorpSpeak #bullshit

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Macy’s is closing 66 locations. See if your store is on the list | CNN Business Macy’s is closing several dozen stores as part of a previously announced turnaround plan to save the beleaguered retailer.

"Go-forward stores" sounds like something a toddler would say, and I am not responding positively at all. One wonders if this is how their brains actually process language, or whether their culture requires speaking like insecure, pompous functionaries. Source: www.cnn.com/2025/01/10/b... #corpspeak

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Someone just said "I just wanna double click on that point... omg I can't believe I just used that corporate speak" in our work meeting and my second hand embarrassment is baaad LOL #corpspeak #wtfdoesitevenmean #corporatecybersecurity

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Earth globe, with North America visible

Earth globe, with North America visible

I don’t speak english…

https://wiesmann.codiferes.net/wordpress/archives/39935

#CorpSpeak #english #globish

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Hixie's Natural Log: Reflecting on 18 years at Google

This hit hard 😭:

“Reflecting On 18 Years At Google”, Ian Hixie (ln.hixie.ch?start=170062...).

On HN: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3838...

#Google #Culture #Flutter #DontBeEvil #CorpSpeak #Politics #JobSatisfaction #Xooglers

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