Tories #levellingDown #AlevelResults - unless you're rich. Or #covidcummings favours you in his algorithms as part of his eugenicist grand plan.#EtonTrifles or national scandal?

"Book now...Bulgaria and Greece... conveniently located close to Russia should the Stanley you know ever need to collect messages for the @liarjohnson or #CovidCummings in their life... BJ & JA "a spafftastic break, niet!" ABTA (but not Novichok) protected #club1830 #PutinVillas

#CovidCummings' time in Russia...?

Would anyone with Photoshop skills I lack care to mash up Pinhead from Hellraiser (1) (right) with #CovidCummings (left)?

Perhaps #stanleyjohnson just got bored of the tavern(a)s in London and Exmoor? #Greece #oneruleforthem #covidCummings

Ironic, or curiouser and curiouser? Link from #bbcnews "what went wrong with #trackingapp" 'broken' - or one of #CovidCummings mates at Serco been on the phone from #10DowningStreet? #conflictofinterests @privateeyemagazine

Astonishingly sycophantic Johnson-biased piece, even for his PR mouthpiece @bbcnews. And what of this being part of #covidCummings' master plan to dismantle Whitehall? "Coach and horses" - a case of "He (Cummings) Who Must Not Be Named"? #Aid #BBCNews

2WK-Tory-Timeline: #Bojo delivers #NodealBrexit for his US & Russian Biz Sponsors. #LiarJohnson - ever the opportunist - then trousers extra bonus for taking the (much-deserved!) wrap on #Covid (see also #CovidCummings & @brinemp). Resigns & PM-to-be #RishiSunak's grin explained?

#LoveActually's bomb bay includes 'daisy-cutter'-type munitions with a truly awesome power to inflict cringing. But that line about being made a 'fool' reminds me of most decent people's feelings re #CovidCummings?

#unredacted #RussiaReport #Now #Skripal #CovidCummings #novichok #Boris #Professor #Banks #FollowTheMoney

My astonishingly depressing yet #Covid compliant Google lockdown timeline for the last month. If I can do it, why couldn't #Covidcummings? @BrineMP

A democracy barely scrutinised by a skeleton parliament of largely bought #RentABrine type political shills; a weak press, corrupted #BBC - & now #CovidBriefings? Even the pretence of scrutinising #CovidCummings' sock puppet Tory ministers now dispensed with!? @BrineMP #1984

It is amazing there is no continuity on these stories by the media, ever swamped by the Next Great Lie sock puppet Bojo utters as #CovidCummings fiddles his fingers up Bojo's behind.

Utterly cynical to announce this to distract from #covidcummings, & before a w/e. Another deliberate attempt to distract, confuse & catalyse herd immunity at cost of death rate. Then blame pop. this w/e for lives lost for 'disobeying rules & not waiting'.

Peeps - let's do #TrackandTrace - and all report #Bojo and #CovidCummings...?

Would it spoil #ClapForTheNHS #clapforCarers etc tonight if we added a #HissForCummings (no I said 'hiss'). The two do seem related, really? #CovidCummings & #TyphoidMaryWakefield #CumGate #Durham

If I were to murder someone aged under 18 could I get away with it because it's a 'minor' breach of the law? #CumGate #CovidCummings #TyphoidMary #LiarJohnson #DurhamDom

#CovidCummings Cost Lives

Well done to @HatherleySam of #TheHampshireChronicle (28 May) for getting #Winchester MP #SteveBrine to go on record that he is "not against the idea of (Cummings) resigning", albeit @BrineMP oleaginously equivocal, & short of national mood & call that #CovidCummings goes now!

Who is going to self-isolate re #TestandTrace alerts after #CovidCummings and #TyphoidMary?

At least the captain of the Titanic went down with his ship... #covidCummings #TyphoidMary

#typhoidMary #covidCummings #justsaying

#Winchester wants to know where you stand on TyphoidMary & #covidCummings? Steve? Steve are you there? 40 Tory MPs now, @BrineMP. You acting in self-interest? Then check out Bojo's plummeting ratings... @hantschronicle #WheresBriney?

Wondering whether #10Downingstreet would use stick or carrot to distract from #CovidCummings this Monday morning?. Answer 'stick' - a latent threat via Central Office's PR agency #bbcnews: "Coronavirus: Cummings row overshadows plans to lift lockdown"

Choise: #CovidCummings & #liarJohnson or a return to Parliamentary democracy? I know which side of history I'm on. @BrineMP #LiarInChief @BorisJohnson @10DowningStreet