PICTURED: A man's heart stares wistfully into a mirror, deep in personal reflection and completely neglecting its job. The man, who has been clinically dead for 16 minutes because of that, is sprawled on the floor (arm and ground obscured by text) while an EMT (out of scene) tries using a defibrillator to no effect. In a rare win for divorced dads, he successfully gets out of ever having to pay alimony or child support ever again.

From the Archives: originally drawn 2-14-2021

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