1. What’s a Graham cracker’s favorite subject? Crumbistry.
2. What’s the Graham cracker’s motto? Stay sweet and stay crunchy
3. How do Graham crackers apologize? “I’m sorry. I was just a bit flakey.”😀
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Why is everyone so #Thirsty in the North Pole?
No well, no well. 🤦🏽♂️
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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
Santa Clues!
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This joke has remained etched in my brain for years
What do you call afficionados of chess bragging about their game in a hotel lobby?
How does Henry VIII get into his palace when he's forgotten his keys?
He goes in 'Tudor' window.
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Why did the snowman rummage through a box of carrots?
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Why did the pony cough?
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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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Why was the altar boy angrily waving herbs?
Because he was absolutely incensed!
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Happy New Year!
We are open on New Year’s Eve 10am-4pm so it’s time for the last cracker joke fest of 2024.
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#wineandcrackers
#jokesandwinepairing
#yourcrackersmilord
#whatsyourfavouritecrackerjoke #hogmanay #happynewyear
#independentwinemerchant
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Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph
Who gets the sack every time he goes to work?
Father Christmas
What does Father Christmas do when the elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack
What is a polar bears favourite shape?
An Artcic circle
You have to hand it to short people ..... .They can't reach it on their own. #crackerjokes.
Why are so many elves sad at this time of year?
They have low elf-esteem
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Q. How does Santa track which fireplaces he visited?
A. He keeps a log.
Q. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
A. Snow.
A selection of #Christmas cracker jokes for you to enjoy, or not. Feel free to add to the list, or not 😄 #christmascrackerjokes #crackerjokes #Joinln
