I laughed out loud at myself
Yeah, I'm that bitch :D
"My cunt weeps ~ For your touch ~ But it’s kind of pussy ~ I mean full of pus there, in case it wasn’t clear ~ oh love! #CringeworthyTweets"
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Cooking shows make me hungry #cringeworthytweets. Oh wait. That hashtag should be #boringtweets. Same diff
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Cooking shows make me hungry #cringeworthytweets. Oh wait. That hashtag should be #boringtweets. Same diff
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My gravitas ~ Like granny panties ~ Huge and creepily flesh coloured ~ Like condoms ~ Only not ~ A turnoff OR a fetish #cringeworthytweets
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My gravitas ~ Like granny panties ~ Huge and creepily flesh coloured ~ Like condoms ~ Only not ~ A turnoff OR a fetish #cringeworthytweets
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True love is not selfish ~ It is not greedy ~ Love is generous ~ Give freely ~ It will be returned to you tenfold #cringeworthytweets
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True love is not selfish ~ It is not greedy ~ Love is generous ~ Give freely ~ It will be returned to you tenfold #cringeworthytweets
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My proclamations of love ~ Include tildes ~ Gravitas ~ Separating me from the mediocre masses ~ Their deeposity sucks #cringeworthytweets
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My proclamations of love ~ Include tildes ~ Gravitas ~ Separating me from the mediocre masses ~ Their deeposity sucks #cringeworthytweets
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Oh Outback Steakhouse ~ How I loathe thee ~ For fake Australiana and curly fries ~ Give me your curly potatoes of love #cringeworthytweets
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Oh Outback Steakhouse ~ How I loathe thee ~ For fake Australiana and curly fries ~ Give me your curly potatoes of love #cringeworthytweets
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My heart overflows ~ Like lava ~ Or puke after a big night ~ Tastes terrible ~ Like the bitter aftertaste of lost love #cringeworthytweets
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My heart overflows ~ Like lava ~ Or puke after a big night ~ Tastes terrible ~ Like the bitter aftertaste of lost love #cringeworthytweets
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I am deep and meaninful ~ I spout words ~ That are deep ~ And meaningful ~ Excruciatingly embarrassing for all of us #cringeworthytweets
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I am deep and meaninful ~ I spout words ~ That are deep ~ And meaningful ~ Excruciatingly embarrassing for all of us #cringeworthytweets
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Tears fall ~ Words of wisdom spill like gems ~ Into the nothingness ~ Forlorn and unappreciated ~ No love ~ Tears, snot #cringeworthytweets
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Tears fall ~ Words of wisdom spill like gems ~ Into the nothingness ~ Forlorn and unappreciated ~ No love ~ Tears, snot #cringeworthytweets
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True love never dies ~ Forever real and true ~ As true as true love is true ~ And real ~ And never dead ~ Zombie love #cringeworthytweets
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True love never dies ~ Forever real and true ~ As true as true love is true ~ And real ~ And never dead ~ Zombie love #cringeworthytweets
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I am your vessel ~ Awaiting your tumescence ~ To touch my inner essence ~ And make me whole ~ For you are everything #cringeworthytweets
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I am your vessel ~ Awaiting your tumescence ~ To touch my inner essence ~ And make me whole ~ For you are everything #cringeworthytweets
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I am broken ~ But still strong in my heart ~ You give me the will to fight ~ You give me hope ~ You give me WHO I AM #cringeworthytweets
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I am broken ~ But still strong in my heart ~ You give me the will to fight ~ You give me hope ~ You give me WHO I AM #cringeworthytweets
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If my eyes could rest on yours ~ For a day, a week, a month ~ I could ask for no more ~ Can't see though ~ Oh, bus!! #CringeworthyTweets
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If my eyes could rest on yours ~ For a day, a week, a month ~ I could ask for no more ~ Can't see though ~ Oh, bus!! #CringeworthyTweets
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My cunt weeps ~ For your touch ~ But it's kind of pussy ~ I mean full of pus there, in case it wasn't clear ~ oh love! #CringeworthyTweets
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My cunt weeps ~ For your touch ~ But it's kind of pussy ~ I mean full of pus there, in case it wasn't clear ~ oh love! #CringeworthyTweets
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