#cropdusted

Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire

@pluperfectidiot

1 year ago

If you can smell 'em, your tasting 'em. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. #cropdusted #drivebytooting

Jill

@jumpinjillybeans

1 year ago

Husband and wife are working from home. Husband has a meeting and needs to leave the room. Husband approaches wife to exchange a farewell smooch. Husband then cackles as wife realizes she has been #cropdusted with some of the most vile #farts to ever exist. #marriage #HowRude #blegh

Pals Outta Context

@pals-no-context

1 year ago

"We're surrounded by fart zombies and you decide to come and save me . . . WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!??" #cropdusted

big NATO rpg 🟦🧭🟦

@rpg-volley

2 years ago

Your Munich Security Conference tweets: “so #honored and #humbled to have been #cropdusted by the Defense Minister of Genovia”

My Munich Security Conference tweets: “dang these pretzels are goo-ood.”