What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why did the belt go to school? It wanted to learn some belt-er basics. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer
Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer