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What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the competition. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call an insect that tells time? A clockroach. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the belt go to school? It wanted to learn some belt-er basics. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why do cows go to outer space? To see the milky way. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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Why did the stadium get so hot? All the fans left. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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What did the paper say to the pencil? You have a point. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

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