Son’s been telling me about having to study poetry at school and how boring he finds it all. So we just spent an hour watching John Cooper Clark performances on YouTube. Turned that one right around #DadWin
PROOF: GOOD PARENTING WORKS ✅
#DadWin #ParentingVictory #RaisingKidsRight
I fucked around & ate a pint of ice cream last night. My kids were home & have no idea. 🤣🤣🤣 #DadWin
i make weekends fun for my boy. i still have the rule of no video games after 8pm... but it doesnt count if its the raspberry pi retro console i made for him in his room (hooked up to a CRT of course!) #DadWin
My daughter was told they couldn’t sing her happy birthday because her birthday was in between when school ended and summer camp started. Solution buy the group cupcakes so they have to sing happy birthday. #dadwin
Major #DadWin - cracking open a post lawn mowing beer right as a pop up thunderstorm moves in. THE LAWN NEEDED THE RAIN.
The security person at Allianz Field said the diaper bag I packed today was the most organized diaper bag they had seen all day. #DadWin
May the 4th include a kiddo who wanted to make dad's holiday special...
Star wars toast
#maythe4thbewithyou #starwars #dadwin
Just used two bit of 90x45 I left in the basement, jic it's needed later.
#dadwin
#DadWin - I just asked Mstr 9 to open the roller shutters (new place, still exciting) and as they rose he announced, unprompted, "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" with all the pomp and ceremony he could muster.
Yeeeeeees :-)
My teenager actually looked back at the house and waved as he walked off to school this morning. He turned and waved! #dadwin
how you think that's a fail, I dunno, that's a #DadWin
Me: Want to finish watching Wicked?
7 year old daughter: Can we finish watching Transformers 2 instead?
My little nerd in training. #DadWin
My seven year old loves this song. That’s it, that’s the post. #dadwin #felakuti #dontbeazombie
On a Spongebob game too? #Dadwin 😉
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Turns out it was a combo. Dinner and delightful conversation and then a long heartfelt talk about the future. #dadwin
I love the fact me and the kid are arguing play calling for this football game.
#Dadwin
For those inquiring if I’m surviving this Disney trip, I was up at 6:45am this morning and joining a virtual queue for a ride all the kids want to ride later today. And like my current success rate for concert tickets, I was successful for ride tickets. I’m not surviving, currently thriving. #DadWin
Croc Dundee saying that's not a knife this is a knife!
#DadWin
We were at a neighborhood party and I was the dad that had the folder ready whenever the frosting bag tip wasn't good enough!
Mortal men dream of this moment.
Managed to finally take a blood pressure reading from Him. The promise of letting him open a Christmas present early and calling it Measuring his Muscles 💪 seemed to finally work.
#dadwin #sen #asd
There was a great deal of focus! All went very smoothly though 😊 #DadWin
What’s your biggest dad win this week?
#dadlife #dadwin #fatherhood #dadstyle99 #dadjourney
I have done my job as a parent. My wife and kiddo were taking about a game with artifact hunters and my kiddo replied with “ like Myka and Pete from Warehouse 13?”
My job here is done! #DadWin
A six year old and a ten year old skating in an indoor roller hockey rink.
A ten year old on roller blades, in a sprinter's crouch.
This Airbnb has a mf hockey rink. #dadwin
If you can, choose a path with a couple of train changes. It was always tempting to select a direct train, but with a toddler, having one or two changes to get out and walk a bit: #dadwin.
Me, reheating soup at the stove: 🎵Heat me baby one more time! 🎵
Eleven: Ugh! Why are you like this?
#DadWin