It’s 2026 and selling random stuff from my basement on FB Marketplace has become my whole personality.

#Dadlife

Son asked if he could play Luigi's Mansion so I got out the vacuum and a flashlight and said he could pretend the kitchen floor crumbs are ghosts, he was not impressed.
#Gaming #DadLife #LuigisMansion

Teacher sitting with a small group of young children around a table, showing a math workbook with simple equations

Struggling to keep your child engaged during math time?

This kindergarten math workbook makes learning simple, calm, and confidence-building for ages 4–6.

Counting, tracing, addition & more 👇
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#kindergartenlearning #momlife #dadlife #homeschoolmom #earlyeducation

Dadcore Day: Slow motion wars with the low-branch army. #spring #yardwork #dadlife

I usually don't hope for a long commercial break, but it's almost time to put the Gremlin to bed, so I kind of hope one hits soon.

#DadLife

Another educational night for the boys.

#dadlife #jurassicpark #ogjurassicpark

Who else is living this life? #ParentingHumor #DaughterAttitude #DadLife #RelatableParenting #funny #EverySingleDay

Visiting #London for the first time this coming week.

Should you encounter a young American boy on the Tube with an absolutely gleeful expression, that’ll be my train-obsessed son. I’ll be the guy in a Gotham FC cap next to him. Feel free to say hi.

#transit #dadlife

You sent it to my work email, how do you think it finds me? #dadlife

Just got a great fortune.

#DadLife #FortuneFriday #AlwaysBeKind #ChooseKindness

DADDYING blog: What the Heck is Neotenic Daddying? In honor of Mickey Mouse's birthday, Daddying Film Festival & Forum (D3F) Founder Allan Shedlin defines "neotenic daddying" and explains how Dads can best apply the idea to their everyday parenting.

maybe there is one little "secret" to parenting: staying young at heart #dadlife

As dads, protection doesn’t stop with parenting.

We protect what we provide for too.

Today that meant giving our vehicle some care; polish, sealant and a stack of microfiber cloths to bring the shine back.

Dads, when’s the last time you detailed your ride?

#DadLife #CarCare

As dads, protection doesn’t stop with parenting.

We protect what we provide for too.

Today that meant giving our vehicle some care; polish, sealant and a stack of microfiber cloths to bring the shine back.

Dads, when’s the last time you detailed your ride?

#DadLife #CarCare

The struggle is real...

#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #hairloss

„Warum heisst der so?“
GME2: „Wie?“
„Weil: Wenn starker Sturm ist, dann fällt der BaUM!“
#dadlife #dadjoke #ichglaubeshackt #ichglaubesschneit

A family walking through the mall, in winter. Mother and eldest daughter hold the hands of the younger daughter in the middle, while the father brings up the rear. Sketch art by Don Rice.

#humansofbluesky #urbangaze #eastcoastkin

Family Stroll
#dadlife #noonegetsleftbehind #donottakelifetooseriously

DADDYING blog: Preserving Your Daddying Heart Daddying Film Festival founder Allan Shedlin writes that men are more than capable of exceeding cultural expectations for Dads when they embrace delivery-room vows and nurture their daddying hearts.

#dadlife #masculinity

I don’t understand why my sons argue over who clogged the toilet when it is always Dad that’s left to fix it.

#dadlife

two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` congratulations '' written on the screen . ALT: two women are standing next to each other with their mouths open and the words `` congratulations '' written on the screen .

So genuinely happy for you and your wife! #Dadlife

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Not to brag but my kid can write "Cat" all by herself. #dadlife

New edition out today! Subscribe on #Substack to never miss us every Wednesday.

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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial

a cartoon drawing of a cat taking a bath with the words cool cats below it ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat taking a bath with the words cool cats below it

The line between "bath" and "soup" is very thin. #dadlife

Parenting with cerebral palsy just means some things require more planning…

and a very solid sense of humor.

#DisabledParents #DadLife #CerebralPalsy

I used to judge parents who went to bed early.

Now I get it.

Deeply.

#DadLife #ParentingHumor #RealLife

Housie Mousie and the Big Cheese Housie Mousie and the Big Cheese eBook : Davies, Suzy, Geiger, Helen: Amazon.ca: Kindle Store

Who'd ever guess it?
A mouse detective!

www.amazon.ca/Housie-Mousi... #easterparade #easter #easterbunny #kidsbook #kidsbookshelf #bookrecommendations #favoritereads #award #readinglist #dadlife #dadsky #momlife #momsky #literacymatters #Mystery

New edition of The Turnip out tomorrow. Subscribe to never miss your weekly fix of aggressive mundanity.

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Went out to dinner to the other day, and a random older guy walked past and told me I was a good dad. He saw me running around outside with my kid to entertain him while we waited. That guy will never know how that compliment made me feel like I was doing something right. I needed that. #dadlife

DADDYING blog: Springing Forward But Dad's Still Keeping Time Daddying editor Scott Beller adapts to an evolving Spring Break schedule with his teen daughters, one in college and one still at home.

spring break hits different when the kids aren't around like they used to be #dadlife

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Die Kinder werden es nie erfahren… #DadLife