So my son was running around playing with some toys, and I stopped and said, "Hey, you lost a leg." One of the legs fell off, and he stopped and touched his leg and had pure terror in his face when I looked at him. Now I feel bad because I just traumatized him.
#dadlife #dadgang #patenting
And on some weekends, we remind ourselves why we are all here in the first place. A day spent hiking is a day well spent #hiking #yorkshire #dadlife
My phone was auto transcribing in my pocket while I tried to get 6yo twins out the door for dance class. #dadlife
… weil es in unseren Dialekten keinen Unterschied zwischen ‚streichen‘ und ‚bestreichen‘ gibt. #dadlife
GME1 hat diese Schnitte ziemlich konisch zuge-schnitte-n.
Als ich inquirierte, was sie damit denn jetzt mache, kam: „Ich esse die so. (Be-)Streichen geht ja nicht.“
Ich: „Dann streiche sie mal von deiner Liste der streichbaren Schnitten.“
Das Paradox funktionierte und wurde erkannt, … #dadlife
Creating Through the Fog – Day 204 of 365
Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster
I don’t know why. Dr. Monkey Frankenstein seemed cool.
#CreatingThroughTheFog
#ColoringPage #Frankenstein #Monster #DadLife
The goal isn’t just to give your kids big experiences.
It’s to give them a place they never want to leave.
#fatherhood #dadlife #parenting #makingmemories
#HappyEaster
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do you believe me now Americans? #dadlife #momlife #usa #usarmy #usatoday #oilusa #usaalife #viral
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This week, on the occasion of my 20th wedding anniversary, I reflect on how being in the right place at the right time can be life-changing #dadlife
From the #BestOfZorz series: a random daily pick from the studio work across all genres and periods. See more: zorz.it/portsm
Photo: @ZorzStudios
#NewbornPhotography #BabyPortrait #CutestBaby #MomLife #DadLife #FamilyLove #AdorableMoments #PoconosBaby #TinyMiracle #ZorzStudios
Heartwarming moment as Dad comes to the rescue in Fortnite. Even online, a father's love knows no bounds. A little stressful, a lot of fun. #Fortnite #GamingDad #DadLife #Gamer #FamilyGaming
Creating Through the Fog – Day 203 of 365
Strawberry Elephant
Maksim asked for a “strawberry elephant” colouring page… it’s an Italian Brainrot. I guess this is the point I realize I am getting old.
#CreatingThroughTheFog
#ColoringPage #DadLife #KidsArt #StrawberryElephant
Fun to revisit old VODs and find cute moments. Here's the Bean being adorable! youtube.com/shorts/g-E8Q... #vtuber #dadlife
The reviews are in...
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#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #aristocrats
Wir gucken grad vieles zu Raumfahrt usw.
Bei der Szene hier springt GME1 begeistert auf, zeigt auf den Bildschirm und: „Der war schon mal in der Sendung mit der Maus!“
#Stardom #Bildung #Artemis #Artemis2 #dadlife
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Ik heb best wat wilde nachten gehad, maar wakker worden in iemand anders’ pis is wel echt nieuw. #Dadlife
Post-chemo life: working out, eating better, and still forgetting where I put my keys. Some things never change. What’s your “I’m getting older” moment? 😂 #DadLife #Hoppus
These terrible twos are...well terrible. open.spotify.com/episode/4LoW... #dadlife #terribletwos
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#lifecoach #parentcoach #parenthood #parenting #mentalhealth #momlife #dadlife #neurodivergent #support #reachyourgoals #betterparenting
Today's mantra, courtesy of my son's t-shirt. Words to live by #Dadlife
"My speakers don't work"
"Well for starters you're muted."
"..."
#techsupport #dadlife
I wish I could retire six times...
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*yawn* I am so full of energy and awake! I think I'll skip my coffee today because I'm so full of energy!.... yeah April fools or whatever. *trudges towards the coffee maker* #aprilfoolsday #dadlife #vtuber
It shifts to the right an extra millimetre each year...
#Satire #Spoof #BritishHumour #MiddleAge #MiddleAged #GrumpyOldMan #DadLife #ModernLifeIsRubbish #Zennial #yokel #slackjaw #Deliverance
Going live a little late. Sick kids on Spring Break. Whew. #Dadlife.
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Black background motivational carousel slide with bold white text reading “You’re not bad at discipline” and green accent text saying “You’re just overloaded.” Personal development content about discipline for busy dads balancing work, family, and responsibilities. Encouraging message about productivity, time management, and building consistency in real life.
Minimal black slide with centered white text listing “Work. Kids. Responsibilities.” Productivity and mindset content for fathers and working professionals who feel overwhelmed. Highlights the mental load of balancing career, parenting, and daily responsibilities while trying to stay disciplined and consistent.
Black slide with white text explaining that when attention is divided across work, family, and responsibilities, energy feels split. Educational mindset content about focus management, energy management, and sustainable discipline for busy parents and entrepreneurs.
Black slide with white text stating that 20 focused minutes of uninterrupted effort is enough to build real momentum. Productivity tip promoting time blocking, deep work, and small consistent actions for long-term personal growth and discipline.
If you're balancing work and family, small consistent actions build real discipline over time.
#BuiltByReps #DadLife #Consistency #TimeManagement #PersonalGrowth
Stick it the man...
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Goji has slid into #dadlife and now helps our younger Shadow Cats get acclimated to sanctuary life
And Tommy is mostly lounging in the box window in the kitchen these days but he does demand affection now and again. A far cry from his initial Shadow Cats experience of hiding under the couch
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Yknow... boomers and older will ask millennials and younger why we insist on texting and emailing. Then they start spreading some shit behind your back. Like "this Linda. This is why. You sodden bath mat." #dadlife