#News from April 1 (not an April fools joke) #DOJ decides Presidential Records Act is unconstitutional and they will stop abiding by it... apparently. Eliminating a lot of the evidence needed to prosecute their crimes. #darkesttimeline

www.justice.gov/olc/media/14...

What dark timeline have we fallen into?

#loafbirds #darkesttimeline #illbeback

Please drive carefully: scientists plan to transport volatile antimatter for first time Cern researchers are testing traps capable of moving antimatter, which explodes into energy as soon as it comes into contact with regular matter

I need to point out that CERN is this month working on driving trucks of anti-matter around.

The opening of the library might be taken as a just a happy indicator of some or other change in matter/space/time as we try to escape the #darkesttimeline

www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

Sometimes, "flood the zone with shit" really comes down to Republicans sending their best to perform word salads on live TV. #DarkestTimeline

Saw a comment on Reddit "the birth of the darkest timeline" when Al Gore conceded. In my opinion the birth of humanity's darkest timeline was when we started burning things uncontrollably and unsustainably. Plus plastics and lead additive in fuel.

#changemyview
#reddit
#darkesttimeline

"When it comes, it comes for us all." New song about feeling doomed coming soon.

#indieplaylist #darkesttimeline #newmusic #resist #VisualAlbum #motionsound #papercuts #collagemotion

New song about helplessly speeding to an inevitable disaster coming soon.
sound by familiar?
#darkesttimeline #indieplaylist #resist #FDT
#heartbreakplaylist

I remember when pepper spraying peaceful protesters just once dominated the news for days. UC Davis hired a PR firm to (fail to) scrub it from search results!

Now it's just a regular Wednesday. nbd.

#DarkestTimeline

State Department Threatens UK Over Grok Investigation, Because Only The US Is Allowed To Ban Foreign Apps So let me get this straight. The United States government spent years championing a ban on TikTok, rushed it through the Supreme Court with claims of grave national security threats, got a 9-0 ruli…

Et on sait déjà comment ça se passe quand un pays défie ces nazis😥🤮😡
#DarkestTimeline

www.techdirt.com/2026/01/15/s...

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.... The Russo Brothers opened up a rift in the multiverse Oct 13, 2011...

Seriously... Look at everything that's happened since then....

We are in the #DarkestTimeline.

#WWIII #ConscriptMAGA #MakeBarronFight #Venezuelaraid #DarkestTimeline #NigeriaStrike #IranStrikes #Colombia #Greenland #Cuba #Epstein #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinClientList #OpenTheFiles

#WWIII #ConscriptMAGA #MakeBarronFight #Venezuelaraid #DarkestTimeline #NigeriaStrike #IranStrikes #Colombia #Greenland #Cuba #Epstein #TrumpIsInTheEpsteinFiles #EpsteinClientList #OpenTheFiles

this is closer to a documentary than parody #darkesttimeline

So I guess we’ve invaded Venezuela?! #darkestTimeline

More #DarkestTimeline AU! In an RP Liel met another messed up vampire. This illustration was inspired by “the vibes” of that RP~

Lychessa belongs to @syzygyelegy.bsky.social

CW (For this and the previous post) : #Dismemberment, #MissingEye, #FaceGore

[Image 1] Liel, a normally perky and cute little girl, looks like she’s survived some awful situations. She’s dirty, scrawny, and feral looking with long claws. Her hair has been burned shorter. One eye looks messed up, but overall she looks pitiable, not scary. [Image 2-3] Someone speaks to Liel off screen. She doesn’t hear them, she just feels the hunger inside her growing. She scratches her neck, feeling her dry throat. Then -in a flash- Liel snarls! Her sharp teeth don’t match her human face. [Image 4] Liel carries a human arm in her mouth. It’s bleeding profusely from the sever point near the elbow. The vampire is covered in fresh blood. She stalks away with her meal like an animal. Off screen someone shrieks and calls her a monster!

[Image 5] Liel looks distraught and like she just drank blood. She tells someone off screen that he was right… “This is hell!” (Being a vampire is a worse curse than she could have imagined.)

I keep inventing AUs for my vampire girl. The “ #DarkestTimeline ” is an especially unforgiving one... In this reality everything goes horribly wrong and Liel becomes a #feral #vampire .

(This isn't canon! I just wanted to draw #blood and #teeth ^^')

Hear us discuss Frasier S8 E13 Sliding Frasiers with only Brad and no one else. bit.ly/47ErBi0 #Frasier #Podcast #DarkestTimeline

Samsung makes ads on $3,499 smart fridges official with upcoming software update Update introduces two ways for the fridges to show ads.

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025...

Really? This seems a step too far.

#darkesttimeline #technology #news

Survival kit commercials called "4Patriots" during MNF. We're doing great, folks. #DarkestTimeline.

That is entirely possible. #DarkestTimeline

Blippi and Meekah are just Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives but for kids.

#darkesttimeline #meekah #blippi #welcometoflavortown

Greg Abbott doesn't rule out presidential run, saying he'll be 'guided by god' The comments came during an event with conservative lobbyists. Abbott has batted down past rumors of a White House bid by saying he is focused on the state.

Look, can you just skip to the endgame and cover us in ants or criminalize having thumbs or whatever it is?

The anticipation is killing me

#abortabbott #texas #potus #gregabbott #darkesttimeline
www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/tex...

Oh, you meant for the winter. #darkesttimeline

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#darkesttimeline

Team @jimmykimmel.com FOREVER. ♾️

#abc #fascistenablers #abcfascistscum #wrongsideofhistory #jimmykimmel #teamjimmykimmel #ilovejimmykimmel #jimmykimmelisagreatamerican #abcsucks #boycottabc #darkesttimeline #fascistpigs #nofascistusa #jimmykimmel

Back in the day, gamers rallied and rocked Jack Thompson's world. Now, they rolled out the red carpet for the religious nuts who want to sanitize the world.

You owned tbe libs, and all it cost was adult content.

#OnlineHarmsAct #Puritanism #YouPlayedYourself #Memes #DarkestTimeline #Algospeak

They just look so happy in that pic, what could have gone wrong? #TrueLove #TheWayWeWere #DarkestTimeline #IDon'tWantToLiveHereAnymore

Wow. So, tRump is basically invoking martial law in DC and threatening to do so in other American cities. I wonder how long we've got until he straight up appoints himself Supreme Leader for life. I am so, so tired.
#FuckFascism
#FucktRump
#DarkestTimeline
#ShouldHaveLeftWhenWeHadTheChance

But we can't have medical care. #DarkestTimeline

Still no Criterion Collection blu-ray of Nuns On The Run.
#DarkestTimeline