I tell you what, doing supportive honking while negotiating a traffic circle on the District line is a whole thing. (I was careful.)

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Quick, take that picture before he comes over and airbrushes it faux-gold! #dcproblems

Major challenge is going to be not eating everything I bought from Vace's freezer case before the storm even gets here. #DCproblems

Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking Hegseth has too many military flights in the area and the pilot just announced we need to wait for them to clear the airspace. Another 5-10 minute delay. #airtravel #dca #dcproblems

Nothing but invasions: We go from spotted lantern fly season straight into ginko ball season now?! #endtimes or #climatechange #dcproblems that aren’t the national guard or ice 🥪🥪🥪

We now have a man who walks our block screaming threats. The question is, is this new the last two days, or have I only just noticed because it's cool enough to have the windows open for the first time in months?

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It is SO HUMID and I am DYING 🥵🥵🥵 #dcproblems

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Has anyone checked in on all the #WashingtonDC #Twinks now all the #daddies have lost their government jobs? #DCproblems #overheardinagaybar #gay #queer #lgbtq #monday #MondayMotivation

Officially time to submerge my #roseofjericho, water & sing to the rest of my plants to invite some loving vibrations into my heart. It’s proper hard to pretend around the kiddo that I’m not visibly upset whenever I leave the house to interact with the masses of DC. can only change me #dcproblems

There’s a look of desolate confusion plastered on the faces of every staffer I see leaving the Hill at the end of the day here in DC. Because if we’re wondering “WTF” they’re clearly wondering “WTFlyingF?” #dcproblems

Passed by two unidentified members of Congress (wearing lapel pins) while driving my kid home from baseball practice, and one freaked me out a little by starting to cross the street against the light as I drove by. #dcproblems @juliemason.bsky.social

What's a Senator? #DCProblems

Dear Max Brenner: For a store that hasn’t even opened yet, you sure advertise a lot. #dcproblems

There are enough SUVs/Secret Service in front of the hotel next door for a decent sized motorcade. They're also in my way. #DCproblems