Somehow, a #DearCustomer who ripped the tag off a shirt to try it on, then tried pulling the "if you can't scan it, it must be free HAHAHA" line at the register and was unimpressed when I told him to politely fuck off with that shit managed to not even be in the top five worst customers today. Ooof.

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#DearCustomer:
No, you do not have the authority to make me open another register just because I happen to be walking by. There's not even a line, I think you just wanna make a stink about self-checkout which means double fuck off.

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#DearCustomer:
Yes I know what a "tin opener" is and I pretended not to know what you were talking about on purpose to punish you for using the British vernacular. You know we don't call it that here, fuck off back 'cross the pond!

#DearCustomer,

Our cash register counter is not a shopping cart. Don't just keep piling crap on our counter while you spend the next half hour or more continuing to look around the store. Use an actual fucking shopping cart.

Sincerely,
Annoyed Retail Employee.
#RetailHell

Having not yet had the pleasure of working retail, my first #DearCustomer comes to me through eBay. Fuck you, ya rude dick. @TheRantyBastard