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THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

What a movie? Maybe? Sure, I may not have dug it, but I sure had some fun watching DEEP BLOOD. I hope y'all had fun too! What's up next week? Well, there will be sharks! A whole night of them. And Treat Williams! WOO!

See ya next week, GANG!

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This was a strange update to Stand By Me.

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Oh hey! I saw this last week.

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MOVIE! The amount of suspense in this scene couldn't even fill a thimble.

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Ed Wood's Titanic

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Do you think this character ever became a pro golfer?

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They opted for the Wile E. Coyote package.

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This flick needs a lot of things... I'd start with a new screenwriter.

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Predator did it better.

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He's explaining all his old Subway punch cards.

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So much late-'80s in one shot.

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Every shark movie has a ‘Missed it by that much’ scene

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Anyone else missing TEMU Hulk Hogan from last week? I know I am.

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Kid, you couldn't make your way out of a paper bag.

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These 3 do a great Three Stooges reenactment.

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Of all three shark movies we've watched so far this is the one perfect for @mst3kofficial.bsky.social or @rifftrax.com. #GangDoesGiallo #DeepBlood

You're going to love the next two!

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Some movies are good... this isn't some movies.

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Fortunately, there aren't any cats living on that beach.

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Just like in Jaws... wait...

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Sammy Hagar lived by the same words.

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I love how these three have to dig up the Spear of Destiny to kill the Curse Shark

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Let a shark do the breaking up with you.

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