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Happy pride month, fellow demons.
Check in below if you've already cried
#pride
#demons
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hello yes I would like soup and snuggles please

hmm? oh yeah if thats not available then death is a solid substitution, yeah, thanks for checking ✨️

#definitelynotademon
#heywouldyoudomeafavor
#soupplease

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Really hoping there are still gonna be sleep token tickets when im able to look later.

#sigh
#emergence
#sleeptoken
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Why was i wide awake at 4:30am and now five minutes before I have to clock in, I am suddenly soooo sleeeeepy
It's rude.

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Do you see the exhaustion spren? No? Hmm. You'll just have to trust me that they’re there.
#fuck
#itsmymonday
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I have to:
Yoga
Gym
Shower
Therapy
Lunch
Travel to doc
Go to friends with chocolate cake

This feels like a very busy day, especially when all I want to do is stay in bed and play minecraft.

#sigh
#bodymaintenance
#definitelynotademon
#tantrum

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Its time to clock in.
Would you do me a favor?
#definitelynotademon
#wouldyoujustfuckingkillme

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I chased a shot of vodka with a drink of wine last night and it was actually delicious
Before you ask, yeah, im totally fine.
#definitelynotademon
#reyka
#thereisnowarinbasingse
#promosky

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Am waiting for the magical benefits from regular exercise I've been told about
#definitelynotademon
#bodymaintenance
#legday

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Good morning from the yoga mat.
Happy half price chocolate day 🍫
May you have the silly for your goose.
#Saturday
#bodymaintenance
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Good morning from the yoga mat. It's time to head to the gym.
This body requires what i consider to be an absurd amount of maintenance.
It's probably the normal amount, but i find it vexing.
#promosky
#routine
#definitelynotademon

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