It's pus from cancer of the knob. You have to massage it out regularly.

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He must have ended up getting a lot of letters intended for the head of the BBC.
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At #spoutinghorn #derekandclive #oregon #lincolncounty #capeperpetua January 2026

........17/11 Soul Time #PeterCook #DerekAndClive

As the wonderful #DerekAndClive said "jump you f***er jump"...

Experience: I’ve made the longest chain of chewing-gum wrappers in the world Wrigley’s gave me 5,000 to start me off. I’ve now used nearly 3m

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This reminded me of a particularly notorious Derek and Clive sketch.

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🔞 🌃 Classic 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #humor: "Derek & Clive Get The Horn" by P. Cook & D. Moore (1979)

Some consider it the first #podcast, not *hard* see why... we're an #adultmarketing firm opening in late-March, more to come!

#creators — check my 📌!

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Top left looks like Peter Cook! #ptop #derekandclive

Some purchases for #RecordStoreDay @IronMaiden @cheaptrick #WayneHussey #DerekAndClive