"Jaden walks like he's in the Malcolm X movie" #desusvsmero
"The Beatles are part of the trifecta of things Caucasians love. Star Wars, The Wire, and The Beatles." - #desusvsmero
"White people have a flair for using fruit and produce to make you feel bad about yourself" #desusvsmero
"A death threat from Childish Gambino is like an evite" #desusvsmero
"I love Kanye the way white people love the Beatles" #DESUSvsMERO
"Black people are not allowed in Bass Pro Shops" #gameover #loggingoff #DESUSvsMERO
"Who are those two dudes who wear heels from Atlanta?"
"That's every dude in Atlanta"
#DESUSvsMERO
"All you chicks in Brooklyn, with your tote bags, we see you." #DEAD #DESUSvsMERO
"Solange is really big with chicks that don't have TV's" - @desusnice #DESUSvsMERO
"We were just trying to keep this light and simple and you want us to do a fuckin TED talk about bodega snacks like..." #DESUSvsMERO
"Ugh she knocked the white privilege out of her" #DESUSvsMero #Imlate
"Drake is gonna harmonize you to death?" #DESUSvsMERO
"You don't want beef with a dude who's wearing matching Burberry button-downs with his baby mama" - #DESUSvsMERO
"White people love horses. I understand it. You can still own them, it's like slavery." #DesusvsMero
"Matt Kemp is not black. We talked about this at the regional black meeting." #DesusvsMero
"This nigga working out in a Curves gym" #WeDepressed #DesusvsMero
"I love how DJ Khaled looks like every bodega owner." #DESUSvsMERO #CokeDreams
Thank you Black and Dominican Jesus for #DESUSvsMERO today.
"You see a guy from the Bronx with a monkey, you know he's up to no good." #DESUSvsMERO
Did I wake up to new #DesusVSMero? Look at black Jesus, putting in work.
"You gotta make out with a golden retriever in order to get into white heaven." - @THEKIDMERO #DESUSvsMERO
"They don't even have top lips" DEAD #DesusVSMero
Yo #DesusvsMero makes me laugh-scream every episode.
New #DESUSvsMERO ? *drops everything*
Papoose is back! "Papoose getting a haircut with a fitted on" #DESUSvsMERO
I just watched #DESUSvsMERO and it makes this morning's chicanery even funner because dude is not even DeBarge, he is so clearly Black.
My work day just got 1000% better, b #DESUSvsMERO
"Macklemore is the Obama for white people" #DesusvsMero
#DesusvsMero is giving me life right now!
"The way black feel about Jordans is the way white people feel about cheese" #DesusvsMero