Photo of Malfoy Manor in daytime with poorly edited photos of cats, dogs, chickens, horses, mice, a snake, a chameleon, and paw prints down the walkway to the manor. Text overlay reads "[Malfoy Pet Rescue]" -- a placeholder title for this WIP.
By the time she reaches Malfoy’s door, Darwin is in view, staring her down as if to say Come closer and I’ll scarper away. She slows, a whimper—not the cat’s—reaching her ear. She wants to check on her flatmate, but then she hears a decidedly more pleasured, less pained moan. “Oh, right there, just like that, yes.” Malfoy’s voice breaks through the quiet of the hall. There’s a guttural moan and then the mind-altering follow up of: “You’re so good, aren’t you? I knew it. Good fucking girl.” Hermione looks about the hall as though she might find someone to share in this horror with her. There’s only the feline menace and Malfoy’s voice, deep and desperate as he praises a witch for, to quote, “taking my cock so well.” One day she’ll die, ancient and hopefully surrounded by loved ones, and she just knows this moment will flash behind her eyes and ring through her age-deafened ears. The resonant hum of Malfoy’s voice saying the words my cock to someone who is apparently quite skilled at taking it. She ought not to intrude, but her second thought—after that more moribund one—is to wonder if there’s actually anyone in there with him, and if not, who Malfoy might get off imagining. Meanwhile, she glares at Darwin, who refuses to approach her crouched form, nor her outstretched offer of dried salmon. Instead, her shittiest fur son stays ready to sprint away, one paw lifted, eyes full of mischief. She hisses at him, to no avail. “Darwin, pspsps, you utter fuck.” The feline utter fuck in question looks on with cat-typical contempt. As she listens—because of course she’s listening very intently now—she realises it’s just Malfoy alone in his room, nearing his climax, and being really fucking mouthy about it. The sounds escaping his room are obscene. Slapping skin—his cock must be so wet, and she wonders if it’s precum or if he’s the sort who makes a real event of a wank with lotion or a lubrication charm—and little grunts, and god, delicious, debauching words. “Oh— I’m so close,…
#dramione #nsfw #dhrwipwednesday May I present my as-yet-untitled Manor Pet Rescue fic, ft my fav anime romcom tropes, forced cohabitation, and a Malfoy Manor overrun with animal friends of all kinds. cw: accidental voyeurism, asshole cat