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So. I've been toying with an idea. That in a modern AU setting, Bathor would be Krakens biological father. I'm thinking I like the idea.
So it would be Danté Infernus Bathor, and Kraken Graves Bathor.
Bathor is a full blooded demon, so Kraken would be a tiefling.
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Bathor never forgets any of his lovers, sometimes, they haunt his dreams. Every so often, it feels like they're still with him.
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Bathor has had few lovers in his live, in his younger years he had a lover from the Highlands. A druid who could ease his temper, an effect she has even long after their parting.
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Bathor:"Why am I wearin this? I feel ridiculous."
Kraken:"Cause you got a date Oldielocks, ya gotta look nice."
Bathor:"What if it's too much? What if she doesn't like it?"
Kraken:"Dad, you're doing it again.."
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"Don't ya fuckin tell me I don't understand pain. That I don't know how it feels to be alone. I've buried more people than you know in your fuckin life. I've cut the woman I loved down from a fuckin tree. The constant weight of failure on my shoulders. Step in line sport."
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The main characters Dilfy dad that's single. Somehow.
Picture & Astrid by @vampirerogue.bsky.social
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What song plays when your Tav/Durge gets romanced?
youtu.be/UPLDGIC8h0Q?...
"Don't be afraid” Rika Muranaka
Bathor is a deeply scarred man romantically. The woman he loved died because she was afraid of him. He needs validation that he is good enough to be loved.
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Bathor catches him, lifting his arms.
"What are ya lookin for? If it's money I'll help ya look for it."
😂
As Mal just finds mundane bullshit like ink, quill, paper, whetstone in his satchel bag, and a tiny key? Hmm.
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Just an excuse to post this lethal profile again.
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Accents. What does your Tav/Durge sound like?
Bathor has a thicc New York accent, a little gruff at first. He cusses like a sailor and teases relentlessly when appropriate. All in good fun, it's who he is.
From "What's it to ya?" To "How ya doin baby girl/boy?"
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Bathor, being a follower of the big daddy with two little birdies, loves animals way more than you at first meeting. He talked her down.
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What two Tav/ Durges are your horniest?
Both are equally horny, but at least Illiandra is appropriate about it and has self control!
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What are two photos that show range?
I'm confused how this is the same guy.
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What two Tav/ Durges are your horniest?
I mean, I have only two; I will post only one...
Alex! The quiet and polite man, reserved, always with a sunny smile... Of course he is the horniest of all ☀️🌙
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Bathor (Da-Di)
JK
(Bay-Thor)
He's not picky, pronunciation is different across experience and geography.
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What two Tav/ Durges are your horniest?
Bathor hides it well, be it respect or his own trauma/ insecurities. Though he only feels that sexual desire to someone he feels a connection with.
Kraken, however. Spray bottle. That man is too horny.
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In his youth Bathor was a bar back at a low profile in. Back then they called him by his first name. Before he became a cleric, he was a bit of a brawler. The neighborhood he grew up in he often had to defend himself and others. Even back then he'd try to help people.
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Alternatively, if you're romancing him.
"Lollipop" Framing Hanely.
This version of the dance is, significantly more intimate, the pants even come undone. The harness doesn't include underwear, so Tav/ Durge gets to see just a little of what they're in for.
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Karlach is his adoptive daughter, they love each other more than anything. When Kraken and Karlach finally start getting friendly he's more than happy for both of them.
Kraken affectionately refers to him as "Oldielocks"
Evé just calls him old man. (Lovingly)
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Bathor lived in Barovia before being stolen by the squids. He is the only actually good person who just wants to help people. He's terrified of what Strahd is doing while he's not there to protect the citizens. It keeps him up at night.
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It's my head canon that Inanna made by the super cool, awesome, sweet, amazing @vampirerogue.bsky.social gave him the collar. For being "such a good boy"
Which he is. Look at him. That's a good boy face.
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Bathor being the cleric and camp dad that he is walks after him. When Meidhreach sits he gently slaps the uninjured arm, a healing light engulfing his hand, healing the injured arm. He sets a plate of sausage and crackers down beside him before walking off, letting him rest.
There you have it. Entirely too much TMI with your #dilfypriest
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Oh look, his back hurts from the unbearable weight of perpetual loneliness. He has no canon love interest as everyone sees him as a father figure. Though he has fallen head over heels for a Tav, though that's very much kept under wraps, and you certainly didn't hear that from me.
