JANE: He accidentally bit you in the face?
DIRK: It happens.
- “Playing House” archiveofourown.org/works/441238...

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 7: Meat

#dirkuuweek2025 #dirkuu #homestuck #caliborn #dirkstrider

With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 6: Proposal

#homestuck #dirkuuweek2025 #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #transdirk

You’re awful. I love you!
He moves through moonbeams slowly /
He knows just how to hold me /
And when his edges soften /
His body is my coffin.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 5: Holding hands.

#dirkuuweek2025 #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #transdirk #homestuck

My body slips away out into weightlessness / Let me down easy.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 4: Blackrom (in RED - monochrome/red only drawing)

#homestuck #dirkuuweek2025 #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #transdirk #kismesis

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 3: Making Art. Dirk and Caliborn find some common ground at the intersection of piping hot sugar and spice. 🎂

#homesmut #dirkuuweek2025 #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #transdirk

Dirk: I know what you are.
Caliborn: SAY IT. OuT LOuD. SAY IT!
Dirk: …Tsuchinoko.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 2: AU or Anime Trope. (Why not both?) Movie poster for the hot new anime “Today, I Saw A Snail. It’s Foaming!!”

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Caliborn: HOLD THE FuCK uP. Caliborn: I WANT TO START ON TOP. Dirk: The bottom is the stronger position to train from - the brick house, remember the three little pigs? The brick house stays erect after all that effort to blow it down. That’s why this time-honoured human male wrestling style is called Bricked Up. You start from the bottom to make a rock-solid foundation. Caliborn: YEAH YEAH. YOu TOLD ME EARLIER. I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS RELEVANT. Caliborn: SO WHY ARE MY ARMS TIED TO THE COuCH THEN? I COuLD JUST BREAK THAT. YOu KNOW I CAN. Dirk: It’s just a reminder. I’ll untie you and we can switch after you learn the rhythm without clawing me to death. But trust me, bro. The most gains are achieved when the guy on the bottom maintains position through multiple attacks - this focuses on your core muscles. Dirk: The more swole he gets, the harder it is to knock him down, and the better he weathers any surprise downpour. Dirk: Now engage your abs and hold position. Caliborn: BACK uP. “CLAWING” YOu?? IS THIS SuPPOSED TO HuRT OR SOMETHING? Dirk: If you don’t think you can withstand my basic attack, I’ll take it easy on you. It’s okay, not everyone succeeds on their first try. Caliborn: NONSENSE! I CAN TAKE WHATEVER YOu THROW AT ME. Caliborn: I’LL BE THE MOST BRICKED uP MOTHERFuCKER IN THE uNIVERSE! Caliborn: AND WHEN IT’S YOuR TuRN TO BE THE HOuSE. CONSIDER YOuRSELF BLOWN.

Dirkuu Week 2025 - Day 1: Beginnings. Dirk trying to see if he can give Caliborn a Calibroner via strength training.

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Neigh. #dirkuu #homestuck

an accompanying doodle~
#dirkuu #hypnosis #vore

so how bout them cherub snake forms tho
#dirkuu #hypnosis #vore

Part 2! #homestuck #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #davestrider

(Part 1) My old take on an alt. universe where the 'House of Dirk' fanfic continues and gets angsty for Cal:

#homestuck #dirkuu #caliborn #dirkstrider #davestrider

Calliope is cutely infodumping on Roxy as she smiles.

Roxy pulls Calliope into a hug and says, "Aaaah, Callie! You are so precious!!!" Calliope is blushing and very happy but confused over being hugged. In the background, Dirk is thinking, 'If I tried that with Caliborn, he'd bite me.' Caliborn, who is right next to him, is thinking, 'Why hasn't Dirk done that to me?' while looking grumpy about it.

I love #RoxCallie toooo (I think that's the ship name? Just in case, #CallieRox ) They are sweetpeas that mean a lot to each other <3 And of course, haha #dirkuu funny. #roxylalonde #calliope #caliborn #dirkstrider

#Dirkuu for the soul (shouldve posted these on their actual bday lol) #homestuck #dirkstrider #Caliborn #hscaliborn #dirkborn #gamzeemakara

P.1 Mmmmkay, now for some rarepairs! I've got alotta thoughts on how they work #homestuck #erinep #equihal #dirkuu

caliborn toothy as fuck #art #homestuck #dirkuu

UU: do yoU think he'll like it? ^u^ UU: this'll sUrely show him!

uu: WHAT THE FUCK. DID YOu PERVERTS DO TO ME?? Dirk: Enjoy.

uu: WOW SISTER. HOW ORIGINAL. FuCKING SICK FREAK YOu ARE. uu: SHuT THE FuCK uP. YOu SLuTTY BITCH. undyingUmbrage [uu] ceased jeering uranianUmbra [UU] UU: Ugh!

💚❤️ skele cherubs ❤️💚 #homesmut #dirkuu #roxycallie implied #uucest #liartStuck

(they still share a body here!)