So if it wasn't for that shit, I would totally beat out that fucker Carlos Slim. #doesntcountforforbes #fuckyouforbes #LOLThailand
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10) A siamese crocodile, a tiger, and a mekong dolphin that have been trained to perform "Waiting for Godot." #doesntcountforforbes
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9) Did I mention Preah Vihear? I own it, bitches! LOLZ. #doesntcountforforbes
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8) A squadron of mothballed MiGs. #doesntcountforforbes
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7) Ability to take a helicopter back to my house because I don't poop anywhere else. #doesntcountforforbes
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6) Monopoly on Cambodia's yaba market #doesntcountforforbes
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5) Preah Vihear #doesntcountforforbes
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4) Kit Meng #doesntcountforforbes
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3) Exotic collection of glass eyes, some of which double as sex toys. #doesntcountforforbes
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2) All the timberland of country that you happen to be strongman of. #doesntcountforforbes
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1) Compound full of virgins #doesntcountforforbes
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For future reference, here is a list of things Forbes doesn't count in its "wealthiest billionaire" rankings: #doesntcountforforbes
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