⁉️ Okay this is usually a troll account but can someone tell me *seriously* why the USA is not in "our federal government is in a crisis, and is possibly majorly influenced by a foreign power" mode, and instead is in, "status quo" mode?
#epstein #files #trump #gaetz #usa #politics
#donkeybrainvirus
Pee dough POTUS
#donkeybrainvirus
If #DOGE *really* wanted to save money, Elon would just simply put a revolver to his temple, pull back the hammer, and forever cure his #donkeybrainvirus
There, now we have trillions saved in dumb government contracts and don't have to contend with that useless blood-peeing gas bag any longer.
To be perfectly clear, I don't think people are mad enough!
Get pissed off enough to make a positive change about it for goodness sakes.
Peace is only possible when violence protects it.
You don't have to pull a Loo Ee Gee necessarily, but do something worthwhile!
>Politicians
#donkeybrainvirus
Vindication & Revenge do not make a good, just society.
We need empathy, facts, and understanding to resolve most justice system issues.
Why are we still incarcerating drug-addicted people? They're not just "addicts" they have families, friends, talents, loves, hopes and dreams.
#donkeybrainvirus
Don't forget: when they pretend to use their donkey brains and say "dumb" stuff like making up cancer stages, that's just to make you infuriated and distracted from what's really going on behind the scenes.
Always keep eyes on the policy decisions during these times.
#dankey #donkeybrainvirus #tip
8647 motherdonkeybrainers
#donkeybrainvirus
#eightysixfourtyseven
If any #donkeybrainvirus vectors, I mean, conservatives, see this, YES we liberals do make fun of your stupid views and nonsense perspectives.
Consider disillusioning yourself. There's no shame in admitting that you held onto wrong beliefs instead of correct facts.
#usa #newpope #newhope #bluesky
I'm 3 d*a*b*s in and my #dankey brain is ready for this USA political situation to improve.
Yee fuqqin haw.
#donkeybrainvirus
Blatant market manipulation by our MorOTUS #POTUS that the SEC is not investigating. F*ck that.
#donkeybrainvirus
ICE ICE baby
Arrest me with my lady
Put cuffs on a 3rd grader maybe
Get popped at the border, hate me!
#ice #baby #news #border #homan #donkeybrainvirus
Orange Monday is the New Black Monday got me like, "hey, where did all of my stock value go?"
#donkeybrainvirus
#blackmonday
#orangemonday
#russia #putin
The fact that a single person believes that the Earth is FLAT is a global science education failure, not *just* a USA failure.
I am stunned at the amount of people on the Internet defending flat earth theory.
#donkeybrainvirus
#flatearth
#globe
#flatmars
#round
#why
#bluesky
#sun
#moon
#pleaselike
MAGA Tesla drivers are, by and large, homophobic bigots, and yet they still gargle Elon Musk's botched weewee every time they start their pitifully unstable "electric" vehicles.
#donkeybrainvirus #screwTesla
Relevant GIF:
Here's a take:
The truth of the current political situation is so negative that most people on social media are too cowardly to do something about it.
That's why I got more likes on a useless clout chasing comment about sandwiches than I will on this post.
#donkeybrainvirus
#political #action #x
Just to be clear on this dumpster fire of a "holiday," he is, in fact, a Russian asset. We have a treasonous fake president who is Russian intelligence masquerading as an American "Patriot".
If you don't hate the current US executive administration, you're a donkey brainer.
#donkeybrainvirus
Trump isn't a Russian asset. SYKE!
#aprilfools #donkeybrainvirus
Also Putin, Trump, Vance, Bolsonaro, etc.
#donkeybrainvirus
Do we have a Constitutional measure that can be used to remove foreign actors from being in high offices?
Yes, we do - treason is this particular crime category, I reckon.
Comment if you know of more ways to remove Russian assets from offices.
#donkeybrainvirus
#trumpisarussianasset
B r u h what is UP with this timeline?
#donkeybrainvirus
The only "mind virus" that we need to cure is the donkey brain virus.
Don't let em fool you - progressives are the reason prosperity happens in the first place. Otherwise, we'd be run by feudal lords again.
And F U C K that.
Good Holy Lord save us from this horsecrap. For real, you're the CIA Director, condescending to the COMMITTEE THAT'S INVESTIGATING YOU and you won't just own up to it and do damage control?
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
We're f*cked. Been nice knowing y'all. 🫡 #donkeybrainvirus
🎶 Let's start a riot, a riot
Let's start a riot! 🎶
-Three Days Grace
But, ya know, un-ironically!
We need to eradicate the #donkeybrainvirus
If yer not a fan of what's going on in America right now, neither am I.
#donkeybrainvirus
Relevant GIF:
Where tf is ant*fa now? Yikes this country...
Also why does me flying an American flag have to make me look conservative? I'm as liberal as they come. I am patriotic but I don't want folks to think I'm a right wing a s s h a t for loving my nation.
Yikes.
#donkeybrainvirus
Cu*k Schumer
#donkeybrainvirus
Okay quick poll time:
Should I make a donkey brain virus spread graph and post updates?
#donkeybrainvirus
Could L u i g i argue self-defense? AFAF
#donkeybrainvirus
I know this got zero traction, but PLEASE READ THIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE if you want to make sense of all the bad stuff happening right now.
#donkeybrainvirus
I don't care about the metrics, just read this page.
GOP: "Crash the Dow Jones by over 1,000 points to own the libs"
#donkeybrainvirus
Also fun fact, Ronald Reagan is the reason that groceries are so dang expensive #googlethat
