boy drowing in icy waters is comforted by Illuminati Ganga who brings him as nice a wooden spoon as one might reasonably expect somebody would give to another person without any thought of recompense, but just because that person is a nice person who likes to give and help others.
Look, I brought you a spoon! I don't want it myself, it's not very good, maybe you can use it?
#gifts #appropriategifts #spoons #nicespoon #prettynicegift #dontbejealous #spoon #whoa #thereisnospoon #yesthereis #drowning #icywaters
Two frogs made of white Sculpey clay.
Not to brag but my Sunshine and I made these last weekend and they are simply spectacular! We just need to paint them and they’ll be ready for the wilds of our patio.
#DontBeJealous #Sculpey #Frogs #GardenArt #Crafty #PeaceFrog #EastCoastKin
My husband loves me so much he bought me a dozen of eggs for Valentine’s Day.
#DontBeJealous #Blessed
But do you have Gremlins sheets?? #nerdy #gremlins #dontbejealous
just got my first bluesky private message from my beautiful minecraft husband @jimys.bsky.social Flirt Flirt :drool: #dontbejealous #husbandgoals
The ceremonial Bubba Gump mason goblet as gifted to me by @tedmcintyre. And I didn't even do anything to him. #bubbagump #goblet #shabbychic #hillbillydinnerware #matchesmychina #shrimp #alwaysclassy #klassy #dontbejealous #withfriendslikethese #🤔
The ceremonial Bubba Gump mason goblet as gifted to me by @tedmcintyre. And I didn't even do anything to him.
#bubbagump #goblet #shabbychic #hillbillydinnerware #matchesmychina #shrimp #alwaysclassy #klassy #dontbejealous #withfriendslikethese #🤔
I've ascended to the realm where I get religious, proselytizing text spam messages 🙏👼☝️ . . . #wwjs #whowouldjesusspam #dontbejealous #smsfromjesus
I've ascended to the realm where I get religious, proselytizing text spam messages 🙏👼☝️
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#wwjs #whowouldjesusspam #dontbejealous #smsfromjesus
I'm totally not going to apologize for my awesome #CowMeetsUFO coffee mug. Thanks @mashultz123 + Charley the Dog!!! . . . #coffee #mug #coffeeislife #beforeandafter #ufo #dontbejealous
I'm totally not going to apologize for my awesome #CowMeetsUFO coffee mug. Thanks @mashultz123 + Charley the Dog!!! .
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#coffee #mug #coffeeislife #beforeandafter #ufo #dontbejealous
Making chicken and dumplings on this rainy, wet day #comfortfood #dontbejealous #noleftoversforyou
Dead.
RT @BoringJoeMauer: RT @DeRushaJ: Pretty dope afternoon refrigerator shopping. #dontbejealous
//Totes jelly.
i just realized i actually have plans tomorrow and should shower tonight. exciting new year’s eve up in here. #dontbejealous
....and sometimes the afternoon nap is the answer. #dontbejealous
Geeked out iPhone...thanks @gelaskins! http://bit.ly/9d7Xzx #marvel #hotness #DontBeJealous