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…you dont get to know all my previous crushes…… how dare you, interwebs… dont get too nosey.. you’re too good for that. #dontgetcute #thecrushlistisOFFLIMITSdude #dontjudgeme #imaMAN #DontActLikeYoureSoOoOoOoOoOoOoPERRRRRRFEEEEECT #likeunevermadeamistake #youknowwhatidontneedthis #AdamWekarski #USA

Don't Get Cute ...because you're ugly.

I wrote 500 Very (not) Serious (funny?) words about my fantasy football mantra for this year, Don't Get Cute. I hope you don't overthink this and just read it:

mikewoodham.substack.com/p/dont-get-c...

#fantasyfootball #satire #dontgetcute #georgecostanza