Dear Anne, this is #NotMine & #NotAPoem let alone haiku. But whenever I see/hear this word, I’m reminded of an age-old ditty:
🎵“My wife left town with a banana. He had a lot of appeal.”🎵
-tam🤭 🍌
#haikufeels #appeal #humour ? #ABreakFromTheNews #homonyms #DontShootTheMessenger 🙏🫣
La commu, quelque chose d'important re : Séries Mania. Séries Mania+ ne mettra plus les séries de la sélection en ligne, mais ils pourront faire des livestreams des tapis rouges, et replay des conférences et masterclass de l'édition 2026. #DontShootTheMessenger
#dontshootthemessenger no seriously once they get their sex drive back it’s a sign that their body has actually like finished recovering from childbirth so as soon as that check engine light goes off and the pilot light goes on and boom hello sex furnace that’s when she’s done recovering
Das in dem öffentlichen Video war doch der echte Manuel Hagel? Das hat er doch wirklich gesagt? Warum ist jetzt eine Frau Schuld, wenn er seine PR-Auftritte vergeigt? #dontshootthemessenger #CDUSchmutzkampagne
Nur damit ich das richtig verstehe: Das in den Videos war doch Manuel Hagel? Diese öffentlichen Videos haben nur gezeigt, was er wirklich gesagt hat? Warum ist jetzt eine Frau daran Schuld? Seit wann ist ein echtes Video von Fehlverhalten eine #CDUSchmutzkampagne? #misogynie #dontshootthemessenger
Wann wurde es denn das erste Mal hochgespielt?
Hat sich der Hagel schon entschuldigt? Das war mir entgangen.
#DontShootTheMessenger
Han spiser tilsyneladende en del aspiriner, for at fortynde sit blod. Det giver så skrøbelige kar, men tager altså ikke livet af ham for nærværende. #dontshootthemessenger
“Smooth” by Santana ft. Rob Thomas is a Christmas song (as it appears in the Holiday Horror Classic™ “Love Actually”) #HotTake #DontShootTheMessenger
Nochmal, wer auf dem Weg zum Veganismus ist, bekommt jede Unterstützung von der #Veganbubble
Wer vegetarisch lebt, meint er tut was für die Tiere und auf dem Level bleibt, bekommt Infos.
Was sie Person damit tut, ist ihre Sache, aber #dontshootthemessenger
#GoVegan
Friedrich Merz ist der Trojanische Esel des Fossilen Faschismus in Deutschland. Er macht seine Sache unbelehrbar gut.
Die AfD feiert, Gazprom knallt die Sektkorken, Russland kriegt wieder mehr Einkünfte (auch SPD!) Deutschland wird Moldawien ...
#dontshootthemessenger #askquestionsfirst
Als Recruiter kann ich dir sagen, dass sind höchst selten die Schuldigen. Die müssen halt oft den Mist kommunizieren (oder decken). Das Problem sitzt meist woanders. #DontShootTheMessenger
The party can start now then! 😄🤗 Dare I say there's a slight 'Ronnie and Reggie' quality to these mug shots.....😜 #DontShootTheMessenger
As a minister, I preach love & that no one deserves to be killed. That was my sermon yesterday. I shared Kirk’s statements and stated he still didn’t deserve to die, violence is not acceptable. Yet, ppl are mad at me because of his statements? Their anger is misplaced. #DontShootTheMessenger
I think it’s time for me to move away from Instagram and try to build an art community here. 🤞 The screaming one in the middle is one of three paintings I have in this show “Don’t Kill the Messenger”at the Museum of Northern California, Chico. #art #painting #dontshootthemessenger
REVIEW: 3.5 stars to #DontShootTheMessenger @ Lion And The Unicorn Theatre
'These once famously nameless…minor characters are given a renewed sense of agency...'
#review #theatre #london
They're going to reboot Golden Girls within 7 years.
Tina Fey - Dorothy
Kristen Wiig - Rose
Maya Rudolph - Blanche
Rachel Dratch - Sophia
It will be really bad.
#DontShootTheMessenger
Zo zong Leon Goewie, zanger vd hardrockband Vengeance bij een concert in de jaren 80: "Liever Kips in je bips dan gewone leverworst!" #dontshootthemessenger
Wordle you're supposed to get in the least amount of tries.
Antiwordle you're supposed to take the most tries to get.
#dontshootthemessenger
Het blijft zorgelijk leo alleen maar zorgelijk. #dontshootthemessenger
BEYONCÉ'S AOTY Grammy is a 10/10. YOUR 🫵 fave's AOTY is a 5.5 maybe 6 👀 #dontshootthemessenger
I have a multiple concepts still not paid out yet that are still stuck in FOAM because of the comms and procurement pauses even though they were council approved. I'm processing Type 5s as best as I can when I can. #dontshootthemessenger
People are angry, and rightfully so.
I try to give people the benefit of the doubt when they use an unjustified tone in a post or comment.
We want the same thing: FAKE47, GOP, MAGA, and P2025 authors to all go to jail. Period.
Deep breathes before being an asshole.
#DontShoottheMessenger
Re: #ShutdownVote
Here is the statement from my Nevada Senator, #CatherineCortezMasto
I am posting for informational purposes only.
#DontShootTheMessenger
www.cortezmasto.senate.gov/news/press-r...
She'll never get credit for it but Lizzo is technically a Prince protege. We should really be discussing her in the same light as Shelia E and Morris Day. #dontshootthemessenger
What black and white and red all over?
An anonymous clown who supports the hard right agenda.
#badumtss #mid #dryhumore #dontshootthemessenger #TDGART
Nah, we’re good. Making our own plans over here. America is no longer an ally we can count on, is the general thinking. #dontshootthemessenger
If she suck your fingers a ring shall be put on hers. #DontShootTheMessenger
Oh, so are you mad because I said it, or mad because it’s straight-up facts? 🤔🔥 #TruthHurts #DontShootTheMessenger 😜
