No big trucks for little roads: American OEMs say EU is blocking imports European buyers aren't interested in full-size trucks; US car industry doesn't care.

In #ChampagneProblems, giant #douchemobile makers' edition.

> No F-150 in France? US automakers complain the EU blocks big trucks. arstechnica.com/cars/2026/04...

Aww, you mean the French aren't interested in your giant polluting compensating Giant Wankmobile? Sacre bleu!

#automotive

A POS douchemobile with bumper stickers

He's parked in the handicapped space but he's not handicapped...unless we're counting the obvious mental health crisis on display.
#douchemobile

Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women Tesla fans are trying to defend their Cybertrucks, but it's just making them sound sad, strange, and lonely.

#SaveYouAClick: He is doing fine. His #douchemobile has an #AISlop machine that keeps him company and provides "therapy."

> Divorced Tesla Fan Admits That His Cybertruck Is Repulsive to Women futurism.com/advanced-tra...

#wankpanzer #deplorean #BoycottTesla #swasticar

How the mighty have fallen.

#ThisIsAmerica
#AmericanEmpire

#BoycottTesla #douchemobile #Deplorean #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer

There is their first mistake. They did not use Krazy Glue.

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#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Deplorean

The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It Tesla Cybertruck owners insured through Hanover Insurance are being informed that their policy is being terminated.

Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.

> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It futurism.com/the-byte/cyb...

#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩

US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice Musk always envisioned the Cybertruck as a military vehicle, but probably not like this.

> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice www.theverge.com/news/754739/...

About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.

#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean

Tesla skepticism continues to grow, robotaxi demo fails to impress Austin Worse, fewer and fewer consider the brand safe.

> Tesla is the least-trusted car brand in America, survey finds
Worse, fewer and fewer consider the brand safe.
arstechnica.com/cars/2025/07...

Can't imagine why.

#swasticar #Douchemobile #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #BoycottTesla #PieceOfShit 💩

Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water Sales of the controversial Tesla Cybertruck have plunged by over fifty percent in the second quarter compared to the same period last year.

> Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water futurism.com/cybertruck-s...

Company still solvent, so continue to #BoycottTesla

#Douchemobile #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #swasticar #PieceOfShit 💩 #IncelCamino

Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated A Cybertruck owner in Texas was burned to death after crashing. The fire burned so hot that his bones literally disintegrated.

> Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated futurism.com/cybertruck-b...

This says it all: "It must've been an absolutely brutal way to go." 🔥

#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Deplorean #DeathTrap #BoycottTesla #swasticar

Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y Tesla is pausing production of the Cybertruck and its newly-retooled Model Y, and the stock market is already responding.

> Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y futurism.com/tesla-stock-...

Company still solvent so fuck 'em and continue to #BoycottTesla

#swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #Douchemobile

A fool and his money are soon parted and thus the #CosmicJoker laughs.

Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#Deplorean #Wankpanzer #douchemobile #IncelCamino #swasticar #PieceOfShit 💩 #BoycottTesla

Ooh, someone is tempting the #CosmicJoker. . .

#Douchebag
#Douchemobile
#IncelCamino
#Wankpanzer
#swasticar

I’ve found the alpha. The king of the boot lickers. A custom #SwastiKKKar
And can I say how ridiculously cliche it is that it’s parked in front of a J Crew.
#tesla #douchemobile #elon

Can't imagine why. Anyhow, company still solvent? Yes, so continue to #BoycottTesla and their #swasticar vehicles.

#douchemobile
#Wankpanzer
#IncelCamino

Company still solvent though so continue to #BoycottTesla.

#Douchemobile
#IncelCamino
#Wankpanzer
#swasticar

Buy one and drive it MAGA. I double dog dare you. #douchemobile

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#IncelCamino
#Wankpanzer
#swasticar
#Douchemobile

After Florida mass school shooting, shocked Americans ask Trump “What are you doing to protect my Tesla?” In the wake of another mass shooting at a school in the US, American voters have demanded to know what the government intends to do about the spate of vandalism effecting the range of Teslas across…

#BarelySatire

> After Florida mass school shooting, shocked Americans ask Trump “What are you doing to protect my Tesla?” newsthump.com/2025/04/22/a...

#ThisIsAmerica #priorities #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #swasticar #SchoolShooting

Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins Embattled carmaker Tesla is sitting on almost 2,400 unsold Cybertrucks, worth roughly $200 million. It's a harsh reality check. According to its latest — and eighth — recall issued last month, the car...

> Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins futurism.com/tesla-refusi...

Company still solvent so keep up the #TeslaTakedown and #BoycottTesla

#Douchemobile #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #swasticar

#IncelCamino
#Wankpanzer
#Deplorean
#Douchemobile
#swasticar

#BoycottTesla

#BoycottTesla
#Douchemobile
#IncelCamino
#Wankpanzer
#swasticar

#DoucheMobile

So not only is the #IncelCamino a piece of shit but the #Wankpanzer is also a #DeathTrap.

#swasticar #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla

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In a follow up of #ChampagneProblems. He is still whining. Break out the tiny violins 🎻

> Man Removes Huge Letters Reading "#1 Hair Implants" From His Gold Cybertruck After Relentless Bullying

futurism.com/the-byte/man...

#swasticar #Wankpanzer #IncelCamino #Douchemobile

Yes, it turns out you can make a Tesla Cybertruck even uglier Mansory, infamous modifier of cars, turns its attention to the Tesla Cybertruck.

> Yes, it turns out you can make a Tesla Cybertruck even uglier arstechnica.com/cars/2025/02...

Holy shit, you really can make the #IncelCamino worse.

#Douchemobile #Wankpanzer #swasticar

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Break out the tiny violins for the poor doucebags. 🎻

> Regretful Cybertruck Owners Claim Tesla Won't Take Back Their Vehicles www.newsweek.com/regretful-cy...

And thus the #CosmicJoker laughs. Blessed be the #DivineHumor.

#Wankpanzer #IncelCamino #Douchemobile #swasticar

Tesla shares plunge as Elon Musk learns that people don’t like to buy cars from far-right supporting pricks Tesla shares have fallen 9% after sales figures showed that European consumers would rather walk to work than buy a new Tesla.

Again, @newsthump.bsky.social nails it.

> Tesla shares plunge as Elon Musk learns that people don’t like to buy cars from far-right supporting pricks newsthump.com/2025/02/26/t...

#BarelySatire #swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #RWNJ

Whenever I see a #cybersuck IRL… #douchemobile