When I was like, 6, I lost a turquoise ring from Turkey, and to this day, I am sad about it, definitely #dragonproblems

Excerpt from Sir Garrick’s final journal entry:
“The dragon told a joke before incinerating me.
Gods help me… I laughed.”

#DnD #DragonProblems #TalesFromTheTable

I can never defeat the horny, for the horny is me. 🤡

#DragonProblems

Thought I’d be a majestic dragon. Turns out I’m just a walking furnace. #DragonProblems DM240301-12 This is a Full-body Spandex Suit

I heard Cats don't get poop on their tails, I always get poop on my tail #DragonProblems

This is how I picture Theodyne shopping before his trench coat.
#BetweenARockAndABarFight #BetweenARockAndABardPlace #rockdragon #dragonproblems #betweenarockandahardplace #fashionsense #fashionproblems #storyrelease #comingsoon #fantasystories #shortstory

A #DragonProblems moment in an ED report breaking the monotony of my inbox management: "We will re-evaluate with a repeat EKG and troponin at the 3 year mark and re-assess." 🙃

Peds HPI from outside ED: "This is a 90 years old female coming in with asthma exacerbation... mom stated that the key had several asthma attack this month." [not really 90] [key = ?kid?] #DragonProblems

reading consult reports: "he reported to lungs General Hospital" 🙃(#LawrenceGeneral #DragonProblems #LoveLawrence)