A pastel papercraft-style ghost mascot floats beside stitched panels labeled “OPT-OUT STATEMENT.” The panels state: not a volunteer, unimpressed by robots, still formats ZIP files. Below is a filing context and a closing note: “do not resurrect this file.”

✨ Formal Opt-Out Filed ✨
Not a volunteer. Not impressed. ZIPs formatted.
Do not enlist me, resurrect me, or route my remains.
I reserve the right to rejoin if the breeding program improves.
#filedfyi #optout #dryconsent