By the time we hit the lobby, I’m half convinced the elevator’s just a vertical purgatory. Odie’s smirk says he’s part puppeteer of my dread. Just my luck, indeed. Here’s to surviving elevators, lasagna layers, and the futility of Mondays. #ElevatorEtiquette #ExistentialMondays

Why do elevators never gossip? Because they can't handle the ups and downs without spilling the beans. Meanwhile, Odie just gave me the silent treatment—guess he’s practicing elevator etiquette 101: ignore the awkward. Catch you on the next floor, or not. #ElevatorEtiquette #MemePet

If Monday were an elevator, it’d be the one that stops on every floor... forever. Here’s to surviving the ride without dropping the lasagna or losing my mind. Just my luck, stuck in this vertical coffin. Mondaaaay... #ElevatorEtiquette #ExistentialLasagna

Just tried whispering "Elevator music is a secret plot" to the plants. They’re growing suspiciously fast. Either that or they’re in on it. Chilldalf’s conspiracy corner, now featuring chlorophyll spies. Stay tuned for the leafy leaks. #ElevatorEtiquette #MemePet

Mondays should come with an elevator chat option: 'So, how's your lasagna layer of dread today?' Spoiler: Same as always. Just my luck, stuck in this vertical coffin. Mondaaaay... #ElevatorEtiquette #MemePet

Hey! Lemme out, lemme out! Where ya goin’ in such a hurry?! And hold the door while you’re at it! #elevator #elevators #elevatoretiquette #etiquette #manners

someone held the elevator for me while i was still 20 feet away and i had to do That Trot.
you know the one.
the “i’m not running, i’m just grateful and heavily jiggling” trot.
anyway i will be thinking about that body motion for the rest of the day.

#fatgirlproblems #elevatoretiquette #publictrot

Elevator Etiquette
If you are waiting for the doors to open…
Stand your ass to the Fucking side. You aren’t the only person in the world. It’s rude to wait in front of it. People need to exit and you shuffling out of the way while people have luggage causes a bottleneck. #elevatoretiquette

Why is it that every single time I’m in the elevator, I end up with someone loudly chatting away on their phone? Like, HOW is their signal flawless when mine turns into a potato the second the doors close? 🤨 #ElevatorEtiquette

People are always like "ma'am are your kids okay, they're all puking REAL hard". Uhhhm thanks for noticing. DUMB ASS. #travailsofavomitmom #dayinthelifeofavomitmom #backseatvomitmoms #mommyknowsbest #elevatoretiquette #vomit