Panel One: A young vampire opossum jolts awake in her bed. CHILLI: AAAAAHHHH!!!!! Her father dashes into her room at a record pace. The writing on the doot reads, "Chilli's Room." GEORGE: Ch-Chilli, are you okay?! What happened?!

Panel Two: Chilli sits up. Next to her on her bed is her stuffed plushie named Strawz. CHILLI: Oh Dad, it was terrible! I was the star of this super cool and awesome webcomic that had blood and violence and sometimes gay stuff! GEORGE: Webcomic...? CHILLI: But then the author got burnt out and she abandoned the comic right after a massive cliffhanger! And then, she made this slice of life comic about polyamorous furry women! GEORGE: Huh??? CHILLI: And it was so dreadfully boring! They did like twenty strips in a row about them just cleaning their house! The fox spent three strips just cleaning their bathroom! I wanted to kill myself!

Panel Three: GEORGE: Well try to go back to bed, okay sweetie? You just had a bad dream. CHILLI: Hhh... okay. Thanks Dad, good night. Chilli cuddles back up as her father leaves and closes the door behind him.

Panel Four: Unfortunately for Chilli, Eli was hiding behind the door the entire time. She holds up a knife. ELI: IT WASN'T A DREAM, CHILLI...

ELI DELI 86 - Foolish Child

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Panel One: In the apartment bathroom, Woodrot has, for the last time, attempted to fix the toilet. She checks over everything in the bathroom. WOOD: Okay... OKAY... SINK IS GOOD... SHOWER IS GOOD...

Panel Two: She goes to the toilet and pulls the flusher. WOOD: Please... let toilet be good...

Panel Three: Despite her efforts, the vent above her starts leaking out a waterfall of water.

Panel Four: Woodrot's head turns into a real life photo of a fox's head as she tries to keep herself from having a panic attack. WOOD: Oh. Okay.

ELI DELI 85 - Woodrot Saves the Bathroom, Part Three

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Panel One: In the apartment bathroom, Woodrot has once again attempted to fix the toilet. She lays down on the floor out of tiredness, as she goes to pull the flusher. WOOD: Alright... maybe that did the trick-

Panel Two: The toilet seems to flush without incident. WOOD: Oh thank god. I'm not a failure after all...

Panel Three: Unfortunately for Wood, the shower faucet and the sink faucet start spouting out water at a quick pace.

Panel Four: The bathroom begins to flood. Wood simply stares off into the distance with an unamused expression.

ELI DELI 84 - Woodrot Saves the Bathroom, Part Two

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Panel One: In the apartment bathroom, Woodrot lets out a sigh of relief after working on the toilet. WOOD: Ugh, finally done...

Panel Two: WOOD: Now let's see if that got rid kf yhe awful gurgling sound when the toilet flushes. She pulls down the flusher.

Panel Three: The toilet immediately starts to overflow, as Wood casually watches.

Panel Four: The toilet continues to overflow. WOOD: Well... I don't hear gurgling...

ELI DELI 83 - Woodrot Saves the Bathroom, Part One

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Panel One: Eli, Xella and Wood head towards a different closet in another room. ELI: Now let's see what's in THIS closet! She struggles with the doorknob. ELI: Ugh... why won't this... fucking... door open? XELLA: Uhh wait, I don't think you should-

Panel Two: The grand reveal. Steve was in the closet the whole time. ELI: EEP!!!! STEVE: Woahhh... what year is it...

Panel Three: Steve stumbles her way out. STEVE: Huh... how'd I end up in this closet... could've sworn I had died... weird.

Panel Four: Steve exits off-panel. STEVE: Well I better get home... Judy's making burgers... XELLA: Huh! Good to see Steve recovered from being dead! ELI: Why was she in- XELLA: There wasn't enough room in my dad's shed.

ELI DELI 82 - Coming Out of the Closet

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Panel One: Eli stumbles upon an old inventions of Wood's while in the closet. ELI: Aw, the Bug Translator! I remember you were testing this out when we first met! WOOD: That's right... I don't think it ever left the prototype phase... you should throw it out.

Panel Two: ELI: You know, I always thought your inventions were really cool... I think it would be a mistake to throw them all away... You might have bad memories now, but maybe someday you can look back on this stuff fondly! And then you'll be glad you held on to them!

Panel Three: Eli and Wood are reflected on the screen of the translator. Eli gives Wood a warm glance and Wood stares depressed at the screen.

Panel Four: Wood leaves. WOOD: I'll get the trash bags. Eli looks disappointed.

ELI DELI #81 - :(

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Panel One: Eli struggles to get a closet door open. Inside the closet are towers and towers of cardboard boxes with stuff liked "Wood's Junk" and "Never Open" written on it. A little robot guy can be seen between the boxes. ELI: Woahg, this closet's huge! What's in these boxes? WOOD: Oh nothing important, you can throw all these out. XELLA: Aww babe-

Panel Two: Xella makes her way into the closet. XELLA: Is this where you've been keeping all of your old inventions? You can't throw these out! This is your childhood! WOOD: Ugh, I can't even look at these without wanting to punch a wall... ELI: Please don't, we just painted them-

Panel Three: Xella picks up a toaster invention with arms and legs and a screen where a face would go. XELLA: You're really gonna throw out Mr. Toaster? The walking, talking toaster? WOOD: Toasters don't need to walk or talk. It's stupid and pointless, like all the other worthless shit I've invented. XELLA: Well I'm keeping him! I'll raise him as my own!

Panel Four: Xella calls over to Eli, who's made her way to the other side of the closet. She's holding a box labeled "Bad." XELLA: See Eli, now I get to use that aged bread! ELI: Pleeeease do not eat that, you're going to get sick. XELLA: Oh it's gonna be sick alright!

ELI DELI #80 - Bitter Memories

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Panel One: Xella and Eli continue painting the walls of their apartment. XELLA: Say, we're actually doing pretty alright! This wall's never looked more un-punched! ELI: Yeah! Woodrot observes from the other side of the hallway. WOOD: Ooo, looking good, girls-

Panel Two: WOOD: Plus the wall looks fine, too. I always really liked the shade of green that these walls are in. XELLA: Me too! Eli is confused. ELI: Green?!

Panel Three: Because of the style of the comic, everything is blue. Eli stares intensely at the wall she just painted, unable to see the supposed shade of green, instead only seeing blue.

Panel Four: WOOD: Yeah, you know, Green? The color? From rainbow? ELI: Is that... not... blue? XELLA: BLUE??!! Damn Smelly, we need to make you take a colorblind test.

ELI DELI #79 - Green?

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Panel One: Xella and Eli, holding large paint brushes, are about to paint the crack covered walls of their apartment. ELI: So are these cracks on the wall also your doing? XELLA: Heeeey! Not all of 'em!

Panel Two: Xella points to each crack and explains its backstory. XELLA: Like this one wasn't- oh wait, nevermind this was me. But I'm sure I had a very good reason. She points to another crack. XELLA: This was from when the landlord was pissing me off.

Panel Three: That's from when my dad called to tell me mom had died. That's from when the Eagles won the Super Bowl. That's from when the neighbors complained about me punching the walls-

Panel Four: Eli questions Xella. ELI: Xella, has anyone ever told you that you might have anger issues? XELLA: My ex-therapist did once... right before I punched him.

ELI DELI #78 - Anger Issues

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Panel One: Eli gears up for the heard work ahead. She puts on gloves, picks up a bottle of winfex, and gives a passionate speech to her girlfriends. ELI: The task at hand won't be easy, ladies... but when tonight's said and done... every crack will be sealed, every pipe will be unclogged, and every inch of carpet will be so clean and spotless, you could eat off it. It'll take serious grit, but I know we can do it!

Panel Two: The women dramatically pose with cleaning supplies. Eli gives a thumbs up to the viewer. ELI: SO LET'S CLEAN OUR APARTMENT! XELLA: YEAH!!! WOOD: LET'S DO IT TO IT!

Panel Three: The three remain in their poses. Eli's expression doesn't change, while the other ladies seem to wait for her cue.

Panel Four: Xella stops posing after making a realization. XELLA: Hey, don't we have a landlord? Can't we just get him to fix half of this shit? WOOD: You told him to "fuck off and die" a few months ago, and he hasn't shown up here since. XELLA: Ah, that's right. Eli remains in her same pose.

ELI DELI #77 - Cleaning Time!

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Panel One: The women are now at Wood's Dads' Shop. The Dads are bringing out a ton of cleaning supplies to help the ladies clean their apartment. AUSTIN: ...and of course, regular bleach alone won't do the joh, so you'll also need X-treme bleach- plus X-treme Windex, X-treme detergent, X-treme disinfecting wipes- WOOD: Oooooookay Dads, I think we've got enough cleaning stuff.

Panel Two: WOOD: I'm more than willing to pay for all of this, really. HERB: ABSOLUTELY NOT! AUSTIN: If you're in the Qalker family, ya get the Walker discount! All on da house!

Panel Three: Xella walks up to the checkout desk, holding a bag of "PANSEXUAL CHIPS." XELLA: You know, I've been dating your daughter for... fifteen years? Technically? Does that make me eligible for the Walker discount? AUSTIN: Blood relation only, I'm afraid. XELLA: Eh, I tried-

Panel Four: Then Eli walks up to the desk with a bag of "BISEXUAL CHIPS." ELI: I've been dating your daughter for a whole five years! Am I eligible? AUSTIN: Of course, Eli! XELLA: WHAT THE F-

ELI DELI #76 - Walker Family Discount
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Panel One: As Xella looks for a good vacuum, Eli and Woodrot chat with Sandy, who appears lost in his own little world. He recognizes Eli. SANDY: Oh hey... I remember you... Eli Deli... Age 22... Favorite color blue... ELI: Um... actually, I don't think we've ever met- SANDY: You were in my dream last night... ELI: ... I was?

Panel Two: Sandy begins to describe the violent dream he had. SANDY: I think it was you... she looked like you... some birds were picking on you... We see a realistic dog surrounded by red angry birds. The dog looks furious. SANDY: So you mauled them to death.

Panel Three: The dog has a dead bird in her mouth. She looks around looking for more. She grips down on the birds with her teeth as it bleeds. Feathers are everywhere. SANDY: There was a lot of carnage everywhere... blood 'n feathers 'n stuff... You looked really angry... but also really scared... it was sad.

Panel Four: Eli and Wood are left stunned and confused. SANDY: Have you killed any birds lately. ELI: Um. Technically no- SANDY: Huh. Maybe I had a premonition... just like the dream I had before that chimpanzee entered my life... Xella returns with a vacuum, the SUPER FUC VAC 1999. XELLA: Got the vac! Bye Sandyyy!

ELI DELI #75 - Premonition?
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Panel One: Xella, Eli, and Wood, pull up to a business called "MAC'S VACS, a subsidiary of Netflix or Paramount Global." XELLA: If we're gonna spruce up our joint, we'll need a damn good vacuum! And lucky for y'all, my job sells some of the best vacs in town! ELI: You have a job?!

Panel Two: Xella gives Eli an unamused look.

Panel Three: The ladies leave their car and walk into Xella's work. XELLA: Yes, I have a job. And it's a damn good one, too! Good pay, dental, and I even get to work remotely! ELI: How do you work remotely at a vacuum- WOOD: Trust me, it's not worth asking.

Panel Four: Xella greets her coworker, who's working behind the register. XELLA: Heeeyyyyy Sandy how's it hanging? SANDY: It's hanging okay. Could be hanging lower, I suppose. XELLA: So. Fucking. Real! Xella whispers to Eli. XELLA: By the way, Sandy's parents were brutally beaten to death by a chimpanzee when he was 7, so don't mention anything about chimpanzees to him. ELI: Oh my God, I... I wasn't going to?? XELLA: Kay good.

ELI DELI #74 - Xella's Job
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Panel One: Eli digs through a kitchen cabinet. Inside is a loaf of bread and some cobwebs. Xella and Woodrot are behind Eli. ELI: When was the last time you guys cleaned this place? XELLA: Not that long ago... a few months ago, maybe... a few... fourteen, or so, months ago-

Panel Two: Eli pulls out the loaf of bread. It's covered in mold. She shows it to Xella. ELI: WHAT IS THIS?! XELLA: Ah, I see you've found my loaf of aged white bread! ELI: It's covered in mold! XELLA: Well that's what happens when bread ages, Smelly. ELI: HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN IN THIS CABINET?! XELLA: Since about 2023, I'd say.

Panel Three: ELI: Look, you guys didn't even know you had a dead possum in your vents until I showed up- would it really be a bad idea to maybe tidy things up around here?? WOOD: She has a point, X. We are kinda slobs... XELLA: UGH, FINE!!!

Panel Four: Xella holds up her aged white bread loaf. XELLA: But you're not gonna throw this away! I'm saving this for something special! ELI: Hhh, okay Xella- XELLA: I mean it, Eli! Don't touch my bread! I'll know if you did! ELI: I SAID OKAY!!! XELLA: OKAY! ELI: GOOD! XELLA: GOOD!

ELI DELI #73 - Aged White Bread
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Panel One: Eli looks down to see her foot's in a puddle. ELI: EWWW wait what the- What's this puddle on the carpet?? XELLA: Oh that's been leaking from the ceiling for awhile. I think it's water? This is Xella by the way.

Panel Two: Eli looks up behind her to the wall. ELI: And come to think of it... how long's that crack been there??? WOOD: Oh that was from when you were with Freddy a few weeks ago. Xella wanted to see how hard he could chuck a bag of coins at the wall.

Panel Three: Framed like a YouTube thumbnail for "ALL BOSSES" in a video game, Eli draws her attention to all the problems her apartment has. The puddle, the crack on the wall, the dirty dishes in the sink, and the broken windows. Eli is in a circle in the middle. ELI: Hmm... you know... our apartments kind of becoming a dump...

Panel Four: She excitedly turns around to Wood and Xella. ELI: Aha! I know what we can do today! We can give our home a good sprucing up! XELLA: UGH, CLEANING?! WOOD: AAAAA NOOOO...

ELI DELI #72 - Dump
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Panel One: The women continue to do nothing while sitting on the couch. ELI: So... is this all we're doing today? Just rotting away on the couch? WOOD: Sure, why not? ELI: Cause this is all we've been doing for days now!

Panel Two: Eli bolts up from the couch. ELI: I wanna like... do something! Get up and go! Burn off some calories! XELLA: Sex burns off calories! WOOD: Shad up...

Panel Three: ELI: Why don't we go to the skatepark? WOOD: We already had a day at the skatepark, we can't have another one. It'd be too repetitive. ELI: Well what about that new aquarium that just opened up? XELLA: Nah, those fish give me bad vibes...

Panel Four: XELLA: I was there the other day, and all the fish kept giving me nasty looks... I think they're homophobic. Xella flashbacks to his visit at the aquarium. He stands in front of a large tank with a single angry fish in it. Xella wears a shirt that reads, " I HEART FISHING AND THEN SKINNING THE FISH AND THEN EATING THE FISH WITH TARTAR SAUCE."

ELI DELI #71 - Homophobic Fish
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Panel One: Xella slumps over on the couch while Eli and Wood continue resting on her. XELLA: Ugh, I'm bored now. WOOD: Wanna watch TV? XELLA: Is anything good on? WOOD: Well let's see... Wood picks up the remote and turns the TV on.

Panel Two: A voice comes out of the TV. TV: -add the butter, then stir. Add more butter, then stir some more. Then, add more butter- ELI: Ooo, cooking! XELLA: Pass, it'll make me too hungry. Woodrot changes the channel.

Panel Three: TV: Are you suffering from diseases? You may be entitled to free money! Yippeeeeeee!!! WOOD: That doctor looks AI generated- XELLA: He probably is, change it. Woodrot changes the channel.

Panel Four: TV: We now return for a special rerun of our eighteen-hour Charlie Kirk Memorial Special! Xella angirly snatches the remote from Wood's hands. Eli has a disgusted look while watching the TV. XELLA: WOOD, YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SUGGEST ANYTHING EVER AGAIN. WOOD: That's fair.

ELI DELI #70 - Channel Surfing
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Panel One: Eli, Wood, and Xella cuddle on tbe couch as Xella seems to be playing a intense video game. ELI: Click the dot, Xella, click the dot!!! WOOD: Don't fuck this up, Xella, click the dot. XELLA: Guys shut up, I'm clicking it, I'm clicking it!!!

Panel Two: Xella is playing an idle clicker game but is treating it like an intense action game. They have clicked on the dot over a million times. XELLA: Oh hell yeah, I'm in the groove now!!! I'm so gonna get to two million clicks!

Panel Three: A wizard appears between the clicker and the dot. He seems to be about to unleash an attack. XELLA: OH NO, it's the evil wizard! He's gonna kill me with his evil powers! WOOD: STAB HIM IN HIS DICK! OR HIS PUSSY! WHICHEVER ONE HE HAS!!!

Panel Four: Xella gets killed, resulting in a game over screen. XELLA: DAMMIT!!! WOOD: I told you to stab him in his pussy!

ELI DELI #69 - Pussy
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A lineless art piece of Woodrot and Eli cuddling in their bed in their underwear. They look into each other's eyes and smile. White hearts are next to them. There are cracks in the wall. The piece has a pink color scheme. There is a purple border surrounding the piece.

some alone time

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Left: A full body piece of Eli posing to the viewer. She waves to them with her left hand while also winking and smiling. Right: A chibi version of Eli with her eyes closed in excitement. In-between the Elis are blue stars. On the right side of the piece is the name "ELI!" in big bold letters. The background is white. There is a thin blue border.

eli my deli

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Panel One: Wood looks at her watch. WOOD: Oooo we should probably get going soon, school's about to start. ELI: Hey uh... do you think maybe... I could walk to school with your guys...? WOOD: Well this is "your sidewalk" apparently, so I guess that's only fair, yeah.

Panel Two: XELLA: I don't think we ever caught your name, by the way? ELI: Oh uh... don't worry about it, it's kind of stupid... XELLA: Will we burst into blood if we hear it? ELI: No, you'll... um...

Panel Three: ELI: ...BURST INTO BLOOD!!!!! XELLA: Dang, that's hardcore.

Panel Four: The three new friends walk down the sidewalk together. The sun shines ahead of them. XELLA: My dad says he'll burst me into blood if I grow up to become a transsexual. ELI: What's a "transsexual?" XELLA: I dunno... I'll Google it later. END OF ARC

ELI DELI #68 - Burst into Blood (END OF MINI-ARC)
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Panel One: Eli, Wood and Xella look at the squished remains of the bug on the sidewalk. ELI: You know... you guys are actually... kinda cool... XELLA: Hell yeah we are. ELI: I'm sorry I squished your bug friend... I didn't think he was alive enough to care... XELLA: Well... it's not us you should be worried about...

Panel Two: XELLA: IT'S THE BUG GODS!!!! WOOD: Oh brother... ELI: B-bug gods?! XELLA: The bug gods aren't too keen on bug squishers! When a bug squisher dies, they don't go to Hell... they go to BUG HELL!!!! ELI: OH NO!!!!

Panel Three: ELI: I... I DON'T WANNA GO TO BUG HELL!!! XELLA: Then ya gotta promise never to kill anything- not even a squishy bug- ever again! ELI: I- I promise!!! XELLA: You pinky promise? On your mother's grave? ELI: My mom's still alive but yes! Yes I do!!!

Panel Four: XELLA: Very well... the bug gods forgive you. ELI: Phew! Thank goodness! Wood gives an unamused look to Xella.

ELI DELI #67 - Bug Gods
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Panel One: Eli gushes to Wood about the fox's super duper cool Bug Translator. ELI: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SELL THIS!!! WOOD: Ya think so? ELI: I didn’t even know bugs were like... alive! I thought they were just mindless flying things, like leaves! You could make a million billion dollars off of this! WOOD: Well it's still in the prototype phase... maybe someday I can patent it, sure.

Panel Two: WOOD: That's actually what I want to do when I grow up is become a famous inventor! I'd wanna go to college first, though... like maybe MIT... XELLA: Dude, she's gonna be super famous! She'll be a household name, like Elon Musk! And when she becomes rich, we're gonna get married, and I'm gonna mooch off her for money! WOOD: That's right! ELI: Woah, cool...

Panel Three: ELI: When I grow up, I'm gonna become a spooky skeleton! WOOD: When'll that be? ELI: Well when I'm dead, duh. Like when I'm 100. WOOD: Well what are you gonna be before you're dead?

Panel Four: ELI: Huh... I'm not sure... I'll probably figure it out when I'm in college.

ELI DELI #66 - Future Failures :(
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Panel One: Eli holds the Bug Translator in her hands, staring at it in wonder. ELI: THIS IS THE COOLEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! WOOD: Ya think it's cool? XELLA: I keep trying to tell ya! ELI: Can I use this to talk to any bug?! WOOD: Theoretically...

Panel Two: Eli holds the translator up to a flying butterfly. ELI: Hey you! Butterfly! What's your favorite color?! BUTTERFLY: I have a fondness for brown. ELI: So cool!!!

Panel Three: Eli holds the translator near a bee, resting on a flower. ELI: Hey you! Bee! Do you know who Sonic the Hedgehog is?! BEE: No. ELI: So cool!!!

Panel Four: Eli holds the translator near a worm, who is in the mouth of a mother bird. She's about to feed the worm to her babies in the nest right next to them. ELI: Hey you! Worm! Any last words before you become bord food?! WORM: While my incoming demise is regrettable, I am grateful for the wonderful life I was lucky enough to have. I bid good luck to my fellow worm brethren, as I plunge into my eternal slumber. ELI: So cool!!!

ELI DELI #65 - Bug Chatter
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Panel One: Eli is getting chastised by Wood and Xella for squishing and killing a bug on the sidewalk. ELI: I-it was just a bug! WOOD: You didn't have to squish it... ELI: But... it bug... I squish bug... XELLA: He was just on his way to the cinemas to watch CARS 2, and ya killed it.

Panel Two: ELI: The... cinemas?? H-how did you know that? WOOD: We were talking to it with my prototype bug translator. She shows off the translator to Eli. It looks like a tablet. WOOD: There's still some kinks to work out, but the translations are fairly accurate, I think. ELI: You... you made that?! WOOD: Yeah, uh... I'm an inventor.

Panel Three: ELI: Th-there's no way that actually works! You're just trying to trick me! Xella takes the translator from Woodrot. XELLA: Nuh-uh, it does work and it's super awesome! Watch this! WOOD: Ey, careful!

Panel Four: Xella crouches down to talk to a caterpillar on the road. They use the translator to figure out what it's saying. XELLA: Hello, Mr. Caterpillar! CATERPILLAR: Would you kiss like some nicotine cigarettes? XELLA: No thanks, Mr. Caterpillar! ELI: HOLY CRAP!!!!

ELI DELI #64 - Mr. Caterpillar
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Panel One: Young Eli is in the middle of confronting young Woodrot and Xella. ELI: Hey waitaminute, I've seen you two before at my school! You're in Mr. Matthew's class! WOOD: And the Computer Club, cough cough... You're that kid who keeps threatening people with your spiky collar. ELI: I sure am! So you guys better have a good reason to be blocking my way!!!

Panel Two: Xella points at a little bug on the sidewalk, right below the kids. XELLA: We're talking to bugs! ELI: BUG!!! XELLA: They actually have a lot more to say than you'd-

Panel Three: Eli suddenly and ruthlessly squishes the bug with her left foot. ELI: SQUISH!!! XELLA: NO!!! ELI: SEE YA IN HELL, STUPID BUG! HEHE

Panel Four: Eli, proud of herself, looks at the squished guts on the ground as a speechless Wood and Xella stare at the bug murderer. Xella finally speaks after a few seconds. XELLA: What the hell, man?? WOOD: Why would you do that? ELI: Eh?

ELI DELI #63 - Squish
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Panel One: Now donning a spooky skull shirt, young Eli walks down the sidewalk on her way to school. She has giant headphones on and is listening to death metal. MUSIC: I LOVE DRUGS!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! I'M SO COOL!!! NOW YOU'RE DEAD!!! ELI: This music's so much awesomer than Justin Bieber's music...

Panel Two: Suddenly, Eli sees something in front of her that leaves her shocked. She takes off the giant headphones. ELI: Huh??? What the-?

Panel Three: Two figures in silhouette and in the distance stand on the sidewalk in front of Eli, blocking her path. They are looking at something on the ground. ELI: TH-THOSE JERKS ARE BLOCKING MY WAY TO SCHOOL!!!

Panel Four: Eli dashes towards the two, who are revealed to be younger Woodrot and Xella. Wood holds a large tablet while looking at a bug on the ground. ELI: GET OFF MY SIDEWALK, YOU JERKS!!! WOOD: "Your" sidewalk...? ELI: Just who do you two think you are?? WOOD: I'm Woodrot. XELLA: And if I told you my name, you'd burst into flames.

ELI DELI #62 - The First Meeting
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Panel One: In the year of 2011, an 8-year old Eli Deli complains to her mom. Eli has a giant spiky collar on. ELI: BUT MOOOM!!! I HAVE TO WEAR MY SPIKY COLLAR TO SCHOOL!!!!! I CAN'T LOOK THREATENING WITHOUT IT!!! DECEMBER: Threatening your classmates was what got you sent to the Principal's office yesterday, remember?

Panel Two: December Deli kneels down to speak to her rowdy child. DECEMBER: Maybe instead of threatening the other kids, you could try to be their friend? ELI: I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!!!!!! AS FAR AS I CARE, EVERYONE'S MY ENEMY!!!! DECEMBER: Well not everyone, dear...

Panel Three: DECEMBER: Sure there's plenty of... enemies in the world... but there's also lots of potential friends, too! ELI: Yeah, right... DECEMBER: Tell you what... if you really want to look "threatening," I'll let you wear your spooky skull shirt, okay? ELI: Ughhh... fiiiiiiiiinnnnneee...

Panel Four: December gives her child a kiss on the forehead. DECEMBER: Thank you, hun. Now have a good day at school, today! ELI: Ewww mom, quit it, you'll give me AIDS!!! DECEMBER: Hun, I've told you to stop saying that. It's inappropriate. ELI: Well everyone at school says it!!!

ELI DELI #61 - Spiky Collar
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Panel One: On a sidewalk below Xella and Wood's apartment, Steve, a character from an earlier strip, skips along obliviously. Xella holds a coin in her hands while eyeing Steve. XELLA: I'm gonna prank that lady down there and drop this American Gold Eagle coin on her head. We'll get her so good. WOOD: Xella no, Steve's a regular at my Dad's shop, you're gonna-

Panel Two: Tragically, it is too late. Xella drops the coin, hitting Steve right in her noggin. STEVE: ACK! I'VE BEEN GOT!!!

Panel Three: Steve plops to the ground unconscious. Xella and Wood are shocked.

Panel Four: Wood gives an angry glare to Xella. XELLA: Not to worry, Wood. We can hide the body in my Dad's shed. END OF ARC 2

ELI DELI #60 - Steve Fucking Dies (END OF ARC)
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Panel One: Freddy picks up the Kennedy coin from off the ground and looks at it. Eli also looks at it from a distance. FREDDY: Is this what broke through the window? Who would throw away a perfectly good fifty cents?

Panel Two: Ten minutes earlier, Woodrot and Xella are on the roof of their apartment, dropping coins to the ground far below. Woodrot looks into the distance. WOOD: Uh oh. I accidentally threw that coin instead of dropping it.

Panel Three: XELLA: Why'd ya do that, dummy? WOOD: I got too excited. I fucking love Kennedy Half-Dollars. I hope it didn't hit anyone, I threw it really far...

Panel Four: Wood turns around. WOOD: Oh well... guess its back to the coin bag... Xella looks down at something on the ground. XELLA: Wood, ya just gave me a brilliant idea.

ELI DELI #59 - Ope, There Goes Gravity
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