Our turtles are evil-laughing their way into spring 😈🌷
We’re starting to see more turtles emerging from their leaf burrows to bask in the sun. Soon, many species will be fully out of brumation and causing mischief at our Turtle Survival Center! #EvilLaugh #TurtleHatchling
How many shots was that?
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Thanks for hanging out this week with me and my insomnia demon.
See you next week!
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I am still going lol stupid ads
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Martin was a good boy!
Totally not a Pamela Voorhees throw back.
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Rough night
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Called it! I knew Barney was gonna be the final girl.
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Wait… what!?!?!
But how!?!?
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Rubbing myself to turn you on is now gonna be my de facto excuse...
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Microwave Massacre (1983)
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🎵 Connie’s got a gun🎵
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Daddy?
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Babe, no.
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Man… they really didn’t have regulations during the Regan era. I mean how else is a microwave working while being open?
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Me after a couple beers and an edible:
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Enough with the commercials, TUBI!!!!
Everybody else is gonna be done with this and hour before I am!!
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If this was a winter movie Mark looks like he would be the rich yuppie trying to take over the ski resort
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Mark is in pain.
I would ensure he was in pain after this.
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JESUS!!!! Did that knife just come outta his ass?!?!?!
😀
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Blue Balls is definitely real unlike the female orgasm.. which we all know is fake.
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It’s a trap… don’t answer that Mark.
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No Tina, you’re not creepy at all recalling the murdered kids….
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Rub myself you say...
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Betty’s waiting, if you know what I mean, and I think you don’t
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Tina is trying to be Mary Kay Letourneau I see….
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Jesus, he really is Randy isn't he..
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I mean… she might. Just for the fact that it gets Sammy away from her for a bit.
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