Mad Hatter's Hat atop a clock in a teacup. A ribbon curls conveniently around it all, and on the ribbons is written: "I am under no obligation to make sense to you."
I mean, I will try, but ultimately.... this is the root.
Soooo.... the next DM trying to chide me or pressure me on it?
You better bring some #Nomex. #FairWarning