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Sounds like a scam. #fatkid #meme

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a white dog wearing a green hoodie is eating cereal Alt: a pittie wearing a green hoodie shoveling food in it's mouth

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Puzzle #1013
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🟩🟩🟩🟩 funny, as a certified #fatkid I got that one first!

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That "light" lunch accomplished its mission: It's not even 5 PM and I'm already thinking dinner. #fatkid

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Good point. #fatkid #meme

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Sometimes you gotta look at your oversized belly in the mirror, and tell yourself "that's it, only a protein shake for dinner!"

Tonight is not one of those times. Making cheese toast now. #fatkid

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Back at the office. All muscles and joints protesting at unusually quicker pace of walking from the car to my desk. Apparently I'm so out of shape that I can't even attempt that. #fatkid

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Off to work, thinking I should really do the "will this old piece of clothing still fit me?" game the night before. #Fatkid #MondaysSuck

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Second chances are important. #fatkid

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I hate when I'm stuffed after lunch, then back at the office my ice cream sense starts tingling... some coworker nearby must be having a bday celebration. #fatkid

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Signs that I'm out of shape, No 6172: Opening a box of diet coke cans and loading them in the fridge leaves me wishing this were my last physical task on Earth. #fatkid

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One thing in this new apt that I'm not fond of: Too many mirrors in the main bathroom, which remind me that I need to lose the weight I regained after the move.

And what do I have in the fridge for tonight's dinner? fried chicken, with a side of mac n cheese. Damm. #fatkid

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Balanced meal. #fatkid #meme

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After that hellish commute, I'm exhausted and stomach is grumbling. I was willing to just have granola and fruit, but frustration might force me to make a sandwich and open a bag of chips. As usual. #fatkid

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I need to get my body used (again) to a very light dinner. There's yogurt and fruit in fridge, plenty of "healthy" snacks (nuts, granola, etc) in pantry. Hope I can fool my stomach into believing that's a full meal. #fatkid

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Managed to keep today's calorie intake just below my daily goal. That is, of course, if we accept that piece of Oreo cheesecake I had for dessert was "half slice". #fatkid

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Just walked into a show. Already thinking about what imma eat after. #fatkid

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Any moment now, I hope. #fatkid #meme

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Just one. #chocolate #fatkid #meme

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So romantic. #ValentinesDay #FatKid #meme

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Discovering something brand new... #ValentinesDay #FatKid #meme

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Disney Ursula 06

#Disney #TheLittleMermaid #LittleMermaid #Ursula #PatCarroll #fatkidonslingshot #fatkid #slingshotride #slingshot #yourchildhoodruined #sock #puppet #sockpuppet #puppetry #puppeteer #socktreatment #foryou #fyp #fypツ #lipsync #lipsyncing #lipsyncingsock

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Yes, they qualify. #dinnertime #fatkid #meme

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Balance. #fatkid

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It’s setbreak and all I can think about is what I’m going to eat later. #fatkid

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Ordered a medium sized meat lovers pizza, thinking I'll have enough to take home, but now my inner #fatkid wants it all. #manhattanchicagopizza

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There were 3 frozen burgers left in the freezer. One or two would have been enough for dinner. Let the record show I only had them all because I need to have the freezer empty before the move. #fatkid

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The #OutbackSteakhouse combo I got for lunch includes cheesecake dessert, which means I'll probably skip dinner tonight, again. #fatkid

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the window to my soul is my mouth, give me chocolate cake and my heart is yours.
#fatkid

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Like every weekend... #dinnertime #fatkid #Caturday #meme

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Very light. #fatkid #meme

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