In which he wants those tea towels and he’s plotting how to climb onto the counter to get them. He doesn’t even care that we’re standing here watching him. Be ungovernable like Fauci. 😂 #faucifriday #dogsky #goldendoodle
Fauci the fuzzy muppet (we’re going to attempt to groom him ourselves this weekend) wishes you a happy Friday!!! #faucifriday #goldendoodle #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
And a happy #faucifriday to you! This muppet loves snow, so at least he’s thrilled about the “historic” blizzard that’s about to hit us here in southern Minnesota. I for one am a little tired of living through historic events, but whatever. #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #goldendoodle
I forgot #faucifriday this week, so here’s a makeup doodle pic. I walked out of my room earlier today and he charged me and I screamed because it was dark and I didn’t know he was upstairs and then he hid behind me and looked up like, “What are we afraid of, Mom?” 😆 He has no idea how big he is.
Today on #faucifriday, you may all boop the world’s most perfect snoot. It’s been a week. You’ve earned it. #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #goldendoodle
Fauci’s always watching. #faucifriday #goldendoodle #dogsofbluesky (Also, yes. He’s in need of a grooming. His groomer has been incapacitated since November, and can’t fit him in until April, so we’re about to take matters into our own hands. It should be… fine. 👀)
If I say that Fauci should have been named Lambert, does anyone younger than Gen X get that reference? #faucifriday #goldendoodle #dogsofbluesky
A Goldendoodle cocking his head in a hallway.
Fauch wants to know what you’re doing to take care of yourself this weekend in the time of fascism. As for us and our house, we are eating copious amounts of game food and watching football and Olympics all weekend, and grooving to Bad Bunny and Green Day. It’s called self-care. #dogsky #faucifriday
Read the horrors, take the dog out. Fix breakfast, explain the importance of hope to the teen. Load the dishwasher. Remind everyone not to spend money today. Start some laundry. Pick out a t-shirt that signals I’m one of the safe white women. It’s motherhood in the time of fascism. #faucifriday
Happy frigid Fauci Friday! It feels like -45 degrees here in Minnesota this morning, so don’t forget your coat to keep the ICE OUT!!! #faucifriday (bonus if it’s your daddy’s old white coat that fits strangely well)
We missed #faucifriday last week because, uh, we were a little distracted here in Minnesota, but this week we’ve hit an equilibrium of terribleness, so everyone could use a little derp. I call this one Fauci vs the otamatone. Iykyk #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #goldendoodle
A twofer on what I think (?!) is Friday? Fauci looking all innocent even though he’s in the guest room and isn’t supposed to be. #faucifriday #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
Throwback to Fauci’s first Christmas. He was a gangly little land shark who we loved too much, so he grew and grew. #faucifriday #dogsofbluesky #dogsky
And because it’s the Friday before Christmas, some bonus Fauci content. In which Fauci encounters some deer and gets pretty incensed that they ate our (admittedly past prime) pumpkins. #faucifriday #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
A Goldendoodle lying on a rug
Another week, another side eye from the Fauci. #faucifriday #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
A little Fauci side eye (with a touch of snow nose) for a Friday. #faucifriday
A very happy Goldendoodle smiling at the camera after meeting Goldendoodle Christmas decorations.
Fauci wishes everyone the Friday that they deserve and would like to remind you, that like unto his namesake, he also believes that Fauci ouchies save countless lives. Fauci is fully vaccinated. Are you?!? #dogsky #medsky #faucifriday
Bonus Fauci content because he just stole my husband’s (thankfully empty) coffee cup and is NOT avoiding the very appearance of evil. 😂 #dogsky #exmo #faucifriday
This dog bites fascists. #dogsky #faucifriday