Why would you use squirty cheese in Food Sex?!
Why?!
#Fesshole

This is better than #fesshole 😆

Text reads "fess hole live" picture is a man in black with a religious looking pointy hat

This event had me crying with laughter. Fess Hole Live with the excellent Rob Manuel

#fesshole
#zx81

I have a worse confession. It's too record store shameful. I'd need to be in a record store confession booth with a record store priest. #fesshole

Shouldn’t this be in #fesshole

Overwhelming people with kindness is the best way to change people's attitude and earn each other's respect. More people - from the common man to world leaders - should do this to make this world a better place #weareoneworld #fesshole

"Facing toilets?!"

I've seen some rich people's bathrooms, I can believe it.

#Fesshole

Thought this was a #fesshole post for a moment!

Ok, tangent. When I was a young lad at college in the deep south I was in a frat, and I may or may not have been involved in the purloining of Bob's Big Boy statue very similar to that one. I've said too much. #fesshole

After playing Death Stranding, I'm highly suspicious when my friends tell me "Let's go to the beach!"

I mean...why would I want to go there?!

#Fesshole #DeathStranding

This should be on #fesshole

Has anyone actually has their fess to fesshole published?

#Fesshole

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My worst #job ever was at a financial company, full of asshat conservatives. My job took 15 minutes a day, and I had no interest in doing or learning anything related to the job.

I spent my time playing Minesweeper, playing fantasy sports, and teaching myself html & css.

Bonus: I once got a […]

I keep trying to think of fesses for #Fesshole and I haven’t got any really juicy ones. Mine are all at the level of ‘I did a load of housework yesterday and didn’t get around to washing my hair last night because I was tired so it’s three day now since I washed it.’

Lacks éclat, really.

#fessless

There was a fad for inhaling fire extinguishers. Started off tame enough, with water. But by Easter term I'd moved onto the hard stuff and I was doing 3 CO2 extinguishers today. Got caught but was let off by the headmistress who I was supplying with smack. #Fesshole

i'm the one who's been surreptitiously slipping hot dog weiners into your manbun all this time #fesshole

The best Fessholes are the ones that touch the heart. ❤️

#Fesshole

But look how tiny it is!

No kitchen sofa yet though #Fesshole