I actually wound up rooting for the alien in this one over Dollar Store Kurt Russell. #firewalkers #flamethrower🔥 #thethingwasabettermovie

Even the rats couldn't figure out why this scene went on as long as it did, or how this dude kept wandering whilst aflame...

#firewalkers #firetwirling #goingoutforastroll

"Your Amazon package may be experiencing significant delays."

#firewalkers #evacuatenow #explosionseverywhere

"Just leave it in the oven five more minutes, you said. It isn't done enough, you said."

#firewalkers #ifyoucantstandtheheat #flamebroiled

Setting a robbery and murder to some Glenn Miller big band music was certainly an unconventional filmmaking decision.

#firewalkers #itdontmeanathingifitaintgotthatswing #whenthemusicdoesntmatchthevideo

AFCAB

#firewalkers #flamethrower #policebrutality #standardissueweaponry #theydontteachthatattheacademy

There's always *this guy* at parties...

#firewalkers #attentionseekingbehavior #nooneaskedforthis

Critical engineering flaw: they failed to make him impervious to bazooka fire. 💥

#firewalkers #cyborgproblems #notforlong #tacticalgear #whenallelsefails

When the director takes the working title a little too seriously.

#firewalkers #flamethrower #homedefensestrategies

You know, they say for every one you see, there's ten you don't see... 🪲

#firewalkers #bugbomb #extremeremodeling

When you come back into the office after a 3-day weekend...

#firewalkers #puttingoutfires #coworkersbelike

Actual footage of Texan patriots facing off against Jade Helm shock troops.

#firewalkers #dontmesswithtexas #flamethrower

I hate when this happens to me at a bar. 🍹🔥

#firewalkers #ahotnightout #fieryconversation #spillingyourdrink #onethingleadstoanother