Legacy code in Visual Basic #FiveWordTechHorrors
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This is absolutely "online operation no user impact" and bring down the system. #FiveWordTechHorrors
"Bill Gates swallowing a bicycle." #fivewordtechhorrors www.zdnet.com/bill-gates-swallowing-a-...
"ADODB Macro-Enabled OfficeXP Excel Workbook" #FiveWordTechHorrors Current status btw:
Teach kids Delphi at school for 2014 #FiveWordTechHorrors
Ben's still not in yet
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[YourName] has some free time. #FiveWordTechHorrors
Just deleted the dev branch. #FiveWordTechHorrors
Make it look like #FiveWordTechHorrors
Just add a quick form. #FiveWordTechHorrors
I could do it myself. #FiveWordTechHorrors
Use a Factory Factory Factory #fivewordtechhorrors
You sent them BCC right? #FiveWordTechHorrors
"They don't believe in semver." #FiveWordTechHorrors
Employee discount on Microsoft Office! #fivewordtechhorrors
Works just like Lotus Notes! #fivewordtechhorrors
It doesn't work on IE. #fivewordtechhorrors
We patch every three months #FiveWordTechHorrors
VC funded by the CIA #FiveWordTechHorrors
Sanitised? What do you mean? #FiveWordTechHorrors
What does this button do? #FiveWordTechHorrors
Was that a power outage? #FiveWordTechHorrors
Is there autosave on here? #FiveWordTechHorrors
Still working on Unity3D GUI. #FiveWordTechHorrors @Unity3d @aras_p :-)
Rails is so much easier. #FiveWordTechHorrors
The presentation needs more animations #FiveWordTechHorrors
I have nightmares about this one. RT @cyrusradfar I fixed it on production #FiveWordTechHorrors
Just use the WYSIWYG editor #FiveWordTechHorrors
Convert that XML to JSON #FiveWordTechHorrors
cd /
rm * -rf
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