Brace yourselves we are now under a #flacons watch.

God this is beautiful. I want to bathe in this level of #flacons

Is it too early to issue a #flacons watch?

For the second straight week, we have observed #flaconing conditions. A #flacons warning has been called.

Thr #flacons Watch has now been upgraded to a #flacons Warning

We are now under a #flacons Watch

Here is today's uniform matchup between the #Flacons and #Patriots!

#ATLvsNE

rookie #jacksondart +6 (vs #LAC)
#flacons -2.5 (vs #WSH w #Mariotta)
#titans getting a TD (vs #HOU)
#panthers in the vegas zone +5.5 (@ #NE)
#NFLSunday

all you knobs who reamed out my #Flacons for not hiring Belichick are cordially invited to stfu. there are so many more legitimate reasons to make fun of this franchise

Lions-Falcons preseason game halted with 6:31 left after Morice Norris injury Detroit safety Morice Norris was carted off and taken to the hospital after a tackle in the Lions’ preseason game at Atlanta, which ended early after players let the clock run

Life long #Detroit #Lions fans. My Dad took me to my first #NFL game in the 1960's and it was against the #Falcons. Thank you to all #Flacons team members and fans today for your respect for the game and #MoriceNorris.
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for the first time since i was in my 30s, the #flacons did something Not Stupid in the first round

Every Falcons game I watch is "Bijan (and lately Penix Jr.) have massive game and yet the team is still the #flacons"

American kestrel
Conecuh NF
#raptors #birdsofprey #flacons #birds

butterfly meme with the guy asking “is this a playoff team?”

it me, a #flacons fan

irrespective of the outcome of this game, the #Flacons should be wearing these unis every week. their regular gear makes them look like a bunch of beer vendors wandered onto the field by mistake

as a #flacons fan I know I’m not supposed to be happy about anything that benefits the saints, but does it still count if it’s the cowboys getting murked in their own stadium

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totally forgot to mention yesterday that yours truly got quoted in @drewmagary.bsky.social’s Why Your Team Sucks entry on the #Flacons defector.com/why-your-tea...

Release the #Flacons (F-16). 🇺🇦

the #flacons are going to hire bill belichick, and then he’s going to put matt patricia on his staff. i have resigned myself to this fate. please don’t try to console me, it won’t work

that’s how you do it, #Flacons. get behind by a couple scores, then make somebody *else* blow a double-digit fourth-quarter lead. this is the way

Fuck it, I’m an @Eagles fan now. Sorry, #Flacons, it’s been real, but it’s time to move on. Nothing but cheesesteaks, Wawa hoagies, and Natty Bohs from here on out

tired: Tom Brady returns and the Bucs blow through the NFC South

wired: #Flacons win the division at 7–10

#flacons going with the “can’t blow a lead if you never have one” strategy this week, i see

having learned how to claw back a blown lead, the falcons embark on their next vision quest: figuring out how to not blow one in the first place #flacons

by god we were NOT walking out of miami gardens with a transitive loss to the jaguars #flacons #atl

clearly the football gods decided there was a karmic price to be paid for this tweet, sry #flacons

Was going to try and make a “war of 18-12” joke about the #flacons game but why should I put any more effort into a twitter joke than sarkisian put into his game plan

#eagles #flacons #nfl @wfcdragons

Pre-emptive congratulations to the #flacons on being the one Georgia team that didn't lose this weekend. #riseup

We are 1/2 of the way to a HarBowl. 'Scuse me while I swallow an entire bottle of pills. #flacons